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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Nantrax, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Daily bad joke thread

    There are bad jokes out there but some make you laugh.

    Post them here! :cheer:

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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
    If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
    Pick a cod, any cod!
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
     
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    Where do Floridians wash their clothes?
    In Fort Launderdale.
     
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    Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
    It was in tents.
     
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    We are all super stars.
     
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    Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
    If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
     
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    wtf is a card magician :weird:
     
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    Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
    If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Why did the baker rob the bank?
    He needed the dough.
     
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    What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?
    I didn't do it on porpoise.
     
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    i love corny jokes, so youve already failed in your quest for fail :jj:
     
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    I'll be here all week.

    Please try the veal.

    :hat:
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Oh, you see I'm going to have to give you stars for that! You're too good, you.
     
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    What's the difference between schmoopy's mustang and a porcupine? One has pricks on the outside, and the other has pricks on the inside :c
     
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    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Dwane

    Dwane Who???

    Please Dwane the tub!!! I'm drowning!!!
     
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    standards here are lower, it's like the Special Olympics - everybody wins.

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    what do you call ETM sucking off his caregiver Jon? A low blow.