All women are whores to Howard

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Every woman, no matter how intellectually gifted, how hard they have worked to become successful, or how talented are nothing but whores for Howard to put down ...

    Howard goofed on Maya Angelou as nothing but a cheap stripper.., Angelina Jolie is a dick sucking whore, Heidi Klum is not a successful woman that has made millions on her own

    nope.. she is a dimwit with a set of tits... that needs Howard to move a cup for her

    and the list goes on and on.. every woman is a whore for Howard to goof on

    except

    the village idiot , selfie obsessed, no talent, walking failure that is his wife Beth

    Literally the stupidest person in Howard's life is treated as if she was Stephen Hawking trapped inside Miss Universe's body


    Howard even makes his staff refer to her as Lovely for fuck sake...



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    that is all
     
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  2. harlock

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    seriously though, this is true. it really hit home for me when he was talking about that lady judge. her long day & crying kids and such. he seems to really be threatened by smart independent women. almost scared of them.
     
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    for sure... it seems to freak him out... i mean how does hedi allow him to shit talk about her almost on a daily basis??

    especially since his wife is a fucking joke in the modelling industry :dontknow:


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    He even called Beth his dirty little whore out in vegas. Introduced her to Booey and the gang as such.
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    wow .. howard was right for once??

    well i guess what they say is true... Even the sun shines on a dogs ass some days
     
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    This is a deeply disturbed man. I roll my eyes at the pompous highbrow bullshit of Maya Angelou and her followers, but Hamptons spending an hour on "Can you imagine getting a lap dance from Maya Angelou because she might read her poems and stuff" and then pounding it into the dirt like a kid that just learned a knock knock joke, while Fred sits theres fake-laughing like a retard so Wiggy just keeps going and going thinking he's "rolling", just fucking ponderous.

    His biggest problem is the fact he's completely surrounded by yes-men, and there's no one to tell him when it's just not working and that he's only embarrassing himself by continuing. And then some triple-screened caller will tell him how "funny" it was, and he'll reward the 17 truckers he has left listening by starting all over again.
     
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    That is true. I keep forgetting about that stage of their relationship. Howard was giddy and excited telling the story of how he called Beth his little whore. But like a good little gold digger, Beth kept her eyes on the prize. It wasn't a battle, it was a war. I never expect to hear that segment replayed ever again. In fact, most of the Beth early days will never be heard again.
     
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    It is still on Mark's Friggin'. I looked it up recently. Thought about making a thread about, but it would have been a massive failure. :jj:
     
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    bottom line is that is was a lame big.. not fun or funny

    i get that he was going for some sort of shock value but when howard does nothing but rip on successful woman after successful woman

    it makes bits like these meaningless
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Her and her best friend Katie Lee Joel. Two gold digging Hampton's wanna-be dimwits, who suckered two old men for their riches. :snicker:
     
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    you should ...
     
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    Gee. It's amazing she's yet to come in. :c
     
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    I think mainly the "bits" like those aren't funny these days because he doesn't have any snark cred anymore. Not like the 90's anyway, where he still had listeners under the illusion he was anti-establishment and didn't care if he was burning bridges.

    He can't have it both ways -- trying to be edgy and controversial about a woman that just died, but also a politically correct Hamptonite married to a spotlight chasing wife that demanded he apologizes to any celebrity he joked about in the past so she can rub elbows with them at parties... it doesn't work. Its meaningless.
     
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    This. And let's not forget, Howard can't riff successfully now because he isn't quick-witted anymore. 90s Howard (aided by lines from Jackie) could take us off on a tangent making it funny and entertaining. Those days are gone forever. Howard is the aging pitcher who has lost his fastball.
     
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    he is more of a receiver than a pitcher these days

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    Either that or "The beautiful Beth," or "The lovely and talented Beth." She has so many vapid titles it's hard to keep track!
     
  19. chapped

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    yea ... what a fucking joke that is

    the fact that his staff is so fucking spineless is amazing to me
     
  20. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Howard only found one woman who wanted him before he had money, then she took half in the divorce. His bitterness runs very deep, no matter how he tries to rewrite history.