All women should be profiled in a database so men know what they're getting

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    men are the superior gender, the captains of industry, the leaders of nations. As such, they don't have time or energy to waste with batshit crazy or closed-legged bitches.
    Women should receive certifications and regular testing accessible to men via the Internet. Is Jessica certified in the Oral Arts? What is Jaliqua's IQ? How many abortions did Suzy have? How is Megan's clap progressing?
    What do you think?
     
  2. somedude61

    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Sound good on the surface. But if men did have all this information the human population may come to a stand still.
     
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    Big data is big daddy.
     
  4. Hal E. Burton

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    But condom sales would go up 310%.
     
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    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis

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    @MilkyDischarge - we speak your name!
     
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    If you knew a chick was certified in Oral Pleasures 2, Rimming, Advanced Felatio, and more, there would be so much interest in her that her ovaries would burst! The population would continue, but wacky broads wouldn't be breeders.
     
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    I think this is brilliant...there should be an app.
     
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    Yelp! for women.
     
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    I think men already know women are a fucked up deal.
     
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    assume all are nutty until they can prove otherwise
     
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    We'd lie.
     
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    If there were a way to somehow know which chicks were the cream of the crop as far as being loyal, non materialistic etc. These chicks would be so highly sought after, that they would literally have hundreds, if not thousands of dudes courting them. Competition would be stiff amongst males. It would be interesting...
     
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  13. wife is a whore

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    They call that Revenge Porn, I think, but a Crazy Bitch app would be good. We just have to tattoo broads w/ bar codes, so we can scan w/ cellphone and get the info.
     
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    For us married guys I would have loved to have known my wife's lack of career ambition and zero housekeeping abilities before I took the vow.
     
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    Get this done and give this man the Nobel Peace Prize.
     
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    All women are fucking nuts. Just cum on their face and run.
    Your welcome.
     
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  17. wife is a whore

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    Troof, Playa.
     
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    what the fuck is this bullshit?
     
  19. wife is a whore

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    Doesn't apply to you, Miss Dragon. You are neither batshit crazy nor closed legged.
     
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