All you faggots with swimming pools, get in here

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    Next year I'll be buying a place with a pool. Never had one. How much work is involved? Should I just get a nice sprinkler to run through?

    Thanks, I'll hang up and take my answer off the air.
     
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    They have services that you can pay to set up the pool in the spring/summer/ and will shut it down for you as well in the fall. My friend has a pool and he says it's not worth the hassle.
     
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    All the ladies of the shed are invited over for a sexy skinny-dip grand opening. But please make yourselves aware of...certain things before you arrive.

     
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    Gitfiddle finally figured out a way to keep blacks away
     
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    Hire mexicans.
     
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    I pay $90 a month for pool service once a week and usually have to just skim the leaves out for a few minutes before I get in :beer:
     
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    :ixnay:
     
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    Chriza's getting into Deliverance mode for his camping trip.
     
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    $90 a month? Fuck that.
     
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    They sweep it, check the PH levels and add chlorine, skim out the leaves, empty the skimmer basket, make sure everything is working properly :dontknow: 20 bucks per visit and they are out there a half hour.

    Contrary to what @Danas Boyfrien said, Mexicans do not do pool service, it's a white person gig so you pay a premium
     
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    Your local pool store will teach you how to backwash your pool. Just make sure you know if it's a sand, d.e., or cartridge filter.
     
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    Garden hose for a xxxxxx
     
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    We got a white guy, too :jj:. $90 for him, as well. The pool looks really good and I do just what you do.
     
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    Unfortunately mine is like 5 feet deep so if I jump in I will become a quadriplegic.
     
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    Those shallow pools heat up too fast. You'll be buying a cart full of ice blocks next month
     
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    There's a ton of good pool care videos on youtube. I'll give a go at doing it myself. If it's a pain I'll hire somebody.
     
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    You see the new DOOM trailer?
    Shit looks tiiiiiight
     
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    Yeah, lots of shit coming out at E3.
     
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    It was like bath water last night!
     
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