All you jerkoffs with 10,000 decibel motorcycles can SMD

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Jul 3, 2015.

  1. DrivenByDemons

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    And I don't wanna hear about "safety". Screw you and your attention whoring. I can't even sit outside at a nice restaurant and have a nice meal without the amplified sound of internal combustion going by every 10 seconds. And I'm 100% sure those are the types that are the first complaining about kids driving by with loud bass. FUCK YOU and your gay point at the ground salute to your homo comrades.
     
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    brb
     
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    only 9,999
     
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    Make sure you rev your engine at every stoplight. Motorcycles stopped having oil circulation problems in the 60s but it's oK to rev just to be sure.
     
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    brag more about your nice meal at this nice restaurant

    faggit
     
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    Dreamtheater says renting cool motorcycles to look cool says otherwise
     
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    Right?
     
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    8 groups of middle aged assholes have gone by on their bikes since I started this thread.
     
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    The Harleys with no muffler right
     
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    I deer was about to jump over a guardrail as I was flying into this corner today so I just downshifted to 3rd and its brains squirted out its ears as it fell to the ground.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    I haven't done the wave thing for a few years now. I won't leave the people that wave to me hanging though, I lift my chin about 2 inches to acknowledge their wave.
     
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    WAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Bikers ruined my Cesar salad and shrimp cocktail appetizers and now they are ruining my dinner.
     
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    I never saw anything like that in my life. I really wished I had my GoPro right then because I would have been famous by now.
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I don't fucking wave either. And I have my old lady instructed not to do that shit either unless it is clearly a fellow club brother or a member of a club friendly to mine passing us.
     
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