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Allow me to show you how you've been eating Chinese take-out all wrong.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Jan 30, 2013.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Lates VIP

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    [video=youtube;j5xb1fAHkdc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5xb1fAHkdc[/video]


    Yet again, bringing nothing but the best.
     
    Jan 30, 2013 #1
  2. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Not watching :dancin:
     
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  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Lates VIP

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    You're in Portland, they probably serve Chinese food on a paper plate with a sheet of tinfoil over it.
     
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  4. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I had a difficult time masturbating to that video.
     
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  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Thread title should have been "all wong" :facepalm:
     
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  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Lates VIP

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    The Interwebs is an Old West, no holds barred, free for all. All kinds of beat off videos all over the place.


    Except this site. :nocheer:
     
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  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Lates VIP

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    I'd prefer not to stain my reputation by using something like that.

    I'd prefer to be thought of as 'Funny'.
     
    Jan 30, 2013 #7
  8. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    When are you gonna try out this "funny" you speak of?
     
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  9. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    That bastard is retarded because he cant eat out of a takeout box. :dontknow:
     
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  10. gwartney

    gwartney Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That method is fine until you get something juicy like chop suey or Cashew Shrimp.
     
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  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Survival Scrolls Gold

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    I never would have thought of that.
     
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  12. Daveindiego

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    Bust that shit out next time, and your homies will be all "Dammmmmmmmmnnnnn, check out this Chinaman over here." :c
     
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  13. Gunslinger

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    lame, you can't shut it quick and throw it in the fridge anymore and nobody but a fatass finishes their Chinese

    And if its a sauce dish it'll go everywhere.

    Fuck it. 2/10
     
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  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    goddam that was stupid, even for you Dave
     
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  15. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    and the rice would be a block and when you chop that shit up it'll go everywhere. and if you wanna put soy sauce and shit, it'll run off. then you gotta get Tupperware and then do dishes....oh fuck this. This is the worst video I've ever seen and I don't appreciate it being posted. Fuck fuck fuck.
     
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  16. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Anytime something is described with "LIKE A BOSS" you just know some kinda douchebaggery will follow.
     
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    Capn Crud The pride of Cucamonga VIP Gold

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    :asian:
     
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  18. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Shot Dead

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    Especially when it is me. :derp:
     
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  19. AmishGirl

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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Bro

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    Lo Mein is da shits. And if you can't eat it out of the box with chop stix you fail.

    BTW fuck lo mein. shit is weak. I prefer chinese food in plastic containers. Foam containers are for fags.
     
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