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Allow me to show you how you've been eating Chinese take-out all wrong.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Lates VIP

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    [video=youtube;j5xb1fAHkdc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5xb1fAHkdc[/video]


    Yet again, bringing nothing but the best.
     
    Jan 30, 2013 #1
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  3. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! Gold VIP

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    Not watching :dancin:
     
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  4. Daveindiego

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    You're in Portland, they probably serve Chinese food on a paper plate with a sheet of tinfoil over it.
     
    Jan 30, 2013 #3
  5. LonghornJ

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    I had a difficult time masturbating to that video.
     
    Jan 30, 2013 #4
  6. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Thread title should have been "all wong" :facepalm:
     
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  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Lates VIP

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    The Interwebs is an Old West, no holds barred, free for all. All kinds of beat off videos all over the place.


    Except this site. :nocheer:
     
    Jan 30, 2013 #6
  8. Daveindiego

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    I'd prefer not to stain my reputation by using something like that.

    I'd prefer to be thought of as 'Funny'.
     
    Jan 30, 2013 #7
  9. jackie the jerk

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    When are you gonna try out this "funny" you speak of?
     
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  10. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    That bastard is retarded because he cant eat out of a takeout box. :dontknow:
     
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  11. gwartney

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    That method is fine until you get something juicy like chop suey or Cashew Shrimp.
     
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  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Chafed Member Gold

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    I never would have thought of that.
     
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  13. Daveindiego

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    Bust that shit out next time, and your homies will be all "Dammmmmmmmmnnnnn, check out this Chinaman over here." :c
     
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  14. Gunslinger

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    lame, you can't shut it quick and throw it in the fridge anymore and nobody but a fatass finishes their Chinese

    And if its a sauce dish it'll go everywhere.

    Fuck it. 2/10
     
    Jan 30, 2013 #13
  15. zhukov

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    goddam that was stupid, even for you Dave
     
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  16. Gunslinger

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    and the rice would be a block and when you chop that shit up it'll go everywhere. and if you wanna put soy sauce and shit, it'll run off. then you gotta get Tupperware and then do dishes....oh fuck this. This is the worst video I've ever seen and I don't appreciate it being posted. Fuck fuck fuck.
     
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  17. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Anytime something is described with "LIKE A BOSS" you just know some kinda douchebaggery will follow.
     
    Jan 30, 2013 #16
  18. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The pride of Cucamonga Gold VIP

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    :asian:
     
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  19. Boss Ono

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    Especially when it is me. :derp:
     
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  20. AmishGirl

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    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Bro

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    Lo Mein is da shits. And if you can't eat it out of the box with chop stix you fail.

    BTW fuck lo mein. shit is weak. I prefer chinese food in plastic containers. Foam containers are for fags.
     
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