Almost 100 matches on Tinder

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Aug 25, 2015.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Unfortunately the conversation usually ends after I say hi..

    Stil though 100 ain't bad, just gotta work on my game
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    We don't care
     
  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Jealous ?
     
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  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Let's see some. Can you put bars over their eyes?
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Gary the pussy destroyer slays again
     
  6. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Grindr might be more your speed, Gar.
     
  7. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Christ you are so fucking gay. Hang yourself you sad lonely loser.
     
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  8. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

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    Don't become one of those "we" people
     
  9. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    this didnt happen
     
  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Why's that?
    Pot kettle
     
  11. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh **** VIP

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    This... and :hilarious:
     
  12. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Be yourself melvin. there is no game.
     
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  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I am but most of them don't respond to my opener
     
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  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Entire internet and I can't find a decent chicken tenders pizza.
     
  15. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Gary write her a love poem on your forehead. Good ice breaker.
     
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  16. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Well then, you move on.
     
  17. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    How can they not even respond to "hi?"
     
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  19. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I walked some drunk girl home a bit on Saturday cause she came up to me and said she didn't want to walk alone. Legit 9/10 and I got her number so the next day I messaged her and said hey its the hero who followed you some of the way home yesterday. How about getting to know each other a bit better over a Mcflurry at McDonald's? She replied thanking me for walking her but that she has a boyfriend. I sent a message back and didn't get a reply. And she goes to my uni which makes it kinda awkward
     
  20. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    I bet if you were a dude they would have made you a bigger Poty banner.