Almost fail for 80 year old Laverne

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, May 27, 2012.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    old people are slippery dead weight....:jj:
    wig stays on....:omg:

    [video=youtube;Qtb3N7eqejM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtb3N7eqejM&feature=related[/video]
     
  2. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    That made her life complete. :cheer2:
     
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    Not even I can bring myself to joke about this, what a horror! I feel so bad for nana!
     
  4. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "The FAA is investigating." They should investigate her children for allowing this to happen...:facepalm:
     
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    OMG - my heart stopped watching that video. Thank god she's okay. That was quite the tense-est
     
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    I see London, I see France, I see Granny's underpants!:yay:
     
  7. HowieStearn

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    "I've fallen and I cant get up" :giggle:
     
  8. Lou Cypher

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    If the silly old bat had let go of the airplane, she would've been fine. You can't change your mind at the last second, grandma!
     
  9. illini fan

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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    I saw that yesterday....I was strangely transfixed by her flapping back skin. :bug:
     
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    yes it did look like she was having serious second thoughts....and by holding on to the airplane, this screwed-up the grip of the jumper...
     
  12. DogStar69

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    The Grim Reaper was calling her loudly.
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    It's only thrilling because you risk death.

    They need to study this broad to find out why her heart didn't stop.
     
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    I think I got 77% erect looking at her bra strap:facepalm:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I would have checked out the sky diving place's record. They've had eight deaths.
     
  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Here you go. Fap away.

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  18. jon1972us

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    Haha. Oh man this video is too funny
     
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    X2... Bet they were urging her on instead of using common sense and keeping that old bat on the ground..
     
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    Seriously, sky diving isn't for the faint of heart. Kudos that she did!