Almost fail for 80 year old Laverne

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, May 27, 2012.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    old people are slippery dead weight....:jj:
    wig stays on....:omg:

    [video=youtube;Qtb3N7eqejM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtb3N7eqejM&feature=related[/video]
     
  2. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    That made her life complete. :cheer2:
     
  3. Dainty Jainty

    Dainty Jainty New Member

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    Not even I can bring myself to joke about this, what a horror! I feel so bad for nana!
     
  4. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    "The FAA is investigating." They should investigate her children for allowing this to happen...:facepalm:
     
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    OMG - my heart stopped watching that video. Thank god she's okay. That was quite the tense-est
     
  6. Tinman

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    I see London, I see France, I see Granny's underpants!:yay:
     
  7. HowieStearn

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    "I've fallen and I cant get up" :giggle:
     
  8. Lou Cypher

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    If the silly old bat had let go of the airplane, she would've been fine. You can't change your mind at the last second, grandma!
     
  9. illini fan

    illini fan New Member VIP

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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    I saw that yesterday....I was strangely transfixed by her flapping back skin. :bug:
     
  11. illini fan

    illini fan New Member VIP

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    yes it did look like she was having serious second thoughts....and by holding on to the airplane, this screwed-up the grip of the jumper...
     
  12. DogStar69

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    The Grim Reaper was calling her loudly.
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    It's only thrilling because you risk death.

    They need to study this broad to find out why her heart didn't stop.
     
  14. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    I think I got 77% erect looking at her bra strap:facepalm:
     
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    :lol:
     
  16. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I would have checked out the sky diving place's record. They've had eight deaths.
     
  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Here you go. Fap away.

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  18. jon1972us

    jon1972us Well-Known Member

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    Haha. Oh man this video is too funny
     
  19. slacker

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    X2... Bet they were urging her on instead of using common sense and keeping that old bat on the ground..
     
  20. Dlist

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    Seriously, sky diving isn't for the faint of heart. Kudos that she did!