Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Sep 19, 2014.
Stand by for Pole.
I like to kill Alpacas.
What do you call an alpaca with no eyes?
Why Not ?
FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.
Can't knit a fancy sweater out of deer hair, so Alpaca for me.