alright assfaces heres the deal

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mr Cachexic, Feb 26, 2016.

  1. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i cant sleep and youre the side of the forum i chose to make suffer for it


    more to come after i put some clothes on and snort some more ambien
     
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    im not talking about my wife, im talking about my LIFE!!! IM TALKING ABOUT FORM!!! IM TALKING ABOUT CONTENT IM TALKING ABOUT YOU, ME, GOD THE DEVIL

    i forgot the rest
     
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    one time when i was little, my dad ran over a squirrel and i never saw it, i just heard EEE while it got crunched and i asked dad "what was that" and he said "a rock" and then 7 years later when i figured out it was a squirrel i stole his purple heart out of the gun cabinet


    still pissed about it honestly
     
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    so what are up to
     
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    i think there should be a line in a movie someday where somebody in a chicago accent yells


    SIR WE NEED YOU LOWER YOUR ASS SO THE FORKLIFT CAN LIFT YOU
     
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    My life is in shambles....


    im homeless and have been using wifi in a wendy's parking lot all month
     
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    came out here to nashville tryna be a comedian....ended up bein a homeless country sanger
     
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  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    Guy's a peter puffer!
     
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    Welcome back moopy
     
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    been working on my stand up at open mics lately, you wanna here some?


    *clears throat into mic*

    SO WHATS THE DEAL WITH THESE IMMIGRATION ISSUES? MORE LIKE IRRIGATION AM I FUCKING RIGHT YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!
     
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    i have to yell thats part of my thing
     
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    I like this guy. He has a future here.
     
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    This is about the only place he has a future.
     
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