ALS 2 week vacation thread. July 1st-14th

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Artiessobriety, Jul 1, 2013.

  1. Artiessobriety

    Artiessobriety Active Member

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    The break everyone dreads.. The show will have a lot of stories when they do come back though. Last year Artie got arrested in Paris so who knows what awaits us this year. Will Artie get back with his girlfriend? or find another Russian hooker who looks like Pete Rose. Will Bocchetti do anything memorable in LA and Seattle?

    nah probably not :jj:
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    1. Bocchetti will never leave NY and claim that it was because he was "supah sick." In reality, it will be because he couldn't think of a single joke for his 10 minute "set" (he won't start writing until the night before). Also, he'll have a new special somebody who "knows who she is" when they get back. Obviously another fake woman or someone using him to get their call put through on the show.

    2. Ritchie will get bilked out of his life savings by Nigerian prince e-mail scam.
     
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    Ha ! Good stuff ltd.
     
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    Artiessobriety Active Member

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    Meanwhile, the "Who the fuck is Mike Bocchetti?" West Coast Tour continues.

    [video=youtube;tUZLSFc0DaA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tUZLSFc0DaA[/video]

    :facepalm:
     
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    John Member VIP

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    What kind of irresponsible adult allows Mike into a pool without a lifejacket? They should know that nobody in their right mind would give him mouth to mouth resuscitation if he drowns.
     
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    GOD DAMN!........glad as fuck the shows back tonight......10 to 1 will be normal again.


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    sternski New Member Banned User

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    he's the only person who could pull off wearing a Jets shirt and still talk shit about them . :giggle:
     
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    "The World Champion of Not Fucking Funny" is a guest tonight. This sucks!

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    octex Well-Known Member

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    How in the fuck is there any water left in that pool?
     
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    sternski New Member Banned User

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    tampa bays the bones blockin me now......back to the shitty stream off the website.:facepalm:
     
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    release New Member

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    Rep. I hope you drew that. Funny as shit. Mike looks more and more like Sloth from The Goonies.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Dude I think you nailed it!!! I would consider that a "personal problem".
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    lol. what the fuck do you think happened to that retard? It didn't sound like anyone's expecting him back.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Funny how the story went from jury duty to "personal problems" huh?
     
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    He is gone baby gone! I'm not surprised, he totally sucked the life out of the show. But, with the guests they have booked the last two days are lame as shit. How many times can they have "The Worlds Champion" on?