Always wash your fruits and vegetables

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by yosemite sam, Sep 10, 2016.

  1. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,341
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    May 4, 2012
    Messages:
    30,644
    Likes Received:
    8,698
    or grow them yourself
     
    DarkFriday likes this.
  3. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth HELPED BUILD THIS DUMP Gold

    Reputations:
    3,940
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    95,008
    Likes Received:
    47,025
    Them people just live to annoy us
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew and babybear like this.
  4. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,341
  5. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    May 4, 2012
    Messages:
    30,644
    Likes Received:
    8,698
    ..and those bananas look too ripe to buy
     
    DarkFriday likes this.
  6. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,341
    No wonder all my tomatoes tasted like ass
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew and babybear like this.
  7. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,341
    Grocery store is closer, prepper retard
     
    DarkFriday likes this.
  8. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth HELPED BUILD THIS DUMP Gold

    Reputations:
    3,940
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    95,008
    Likes Received:
    47,025
    I planned to sit in the backyard tomorrow, drinking beers and eating cut up tomatoes, damn you :facepalm:
     
  9. Mike

    Mike Yo VIP

    Reputations:
    15,485
    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2012
    Messages:
    21,144
    Likes Received:
    13,275
    Wash your undercarriage
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew and DarkFriday like this.
  10. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    May 4, 2012
    Messages:
    30,644
    Likes Received:
    8,698
    never forget
     
    DarkFriday likes this.
  11. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth HELPED BUILD THIS DUMP Gold

    Reputations:
    3,940
    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2010
    Messages:
    95,008
    Likes Received:
    47,025
    Not NOW I wont :facepalm:
     
  12. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    33,323
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    182,608
    Likes Received:
    104,015
     
    babybear and MrWarmth like this.
  13. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    6,137
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    42,180
    Likes Received:
    28,173
    Oh, you're a green banana guy, eh?
     
  14. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    6,137
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    42,180
    Likes Received:
    28,173
    Give your undercarriage a bit of a "how's your father."
     
  15. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

    Reputations:
    818
    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2011
    Messages:
    14,069
    Likes Received:
    5,980
    59 cent per pound...too damn high
     
  16. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,341
    Every tomato can remind you of biting into her meaty ass.
     
    babybear likes this.
  17. Caomhan

    Caomhan Active Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2014
    Messages:
    307
    Likes Received:
    189
    [​IMG]
     
    BaddFunn likes this.
  18. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

    Reputations:
    6,959
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2011
    Messages:
    63,484
    Likes Received:
    22,192
    she laid a grapefruit?
     
  19. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    29,118
    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2012
    Messages:
    12,044
    Likes Received:
    17,402
    I bet her dingle berries are ripe though.
     
  20. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    1,365
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    66,095
    Likes Received:
    20,261
    @mommaletmewashyourcar @nazdrowie
     
    babybear likes this.