Always wash your fruits and vegetables

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  1. yosemite sam

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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    or grow them yourself
     
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    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Them people just live to annoy us
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    ..and those bananas look too ripe to buy
     
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    No wonder all my tomatoes tasted like ass
     
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    Grocery store is closer, prepper retard
     
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    I planned to sit in the backyard tomorrow, drinking beers and eating cut up tomatoes, damn you :facepalm:
     
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    Mike I know only one truth Gold

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    Wash your undercarriage
     
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    never forget
     
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    Not NOW I wont :facepalm:
     
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    Oh, you're a green banana guy, eh?
     
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    Give your undercarriage a bit of a "how's your father."
     
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    59 cent per pound...too damn high
     
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    Every tomato can remind you of biting into her meaty ass.
     
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    she laid a grapefruit?
     
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    I bet her dingle berries are ripe though.
     
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    @mommaletmewashyourcar @nazdrowie
     
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