Am I justified in telling my family to fuck off?

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    My nephew has been talking about having a wedding in Dominican Republic for like 3 fucking years. They ended up just going to the court house about a year ago. So this fucking thing is supposed to be happening "around" Thanksgiving but no one can make a goddamn final decision. Ffs, they expect people to travel for their faggot wedding but they can't pick a fucking date and let people make their fucking travel plans!!! :pissed:
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. PullMyFinger

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    I say fuck you to destination weddings in general. I just send a nice gift and make an excuse.
     
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  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I need to make my plans for MNF vs Houston in Mexico City that week. :fil:
     
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  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Fuck a gift. His goddamn daughter just hit me up for an $80 pair of Jordans. :fil:
     
  6. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Your family is odd.
     
  7. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    They defy a lot of stereotypes while at the same time they're annoying reggies.
     
  8. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    A very musical people.

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    This is a disaster of epic proportions.
     
  10. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Go tell them to fuck off. Destination weddings are pure "look at me" bullshit
     
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  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    goto D.R. and fuck all da bitches in sight
     
  12. Chrisboom

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    :coffee:
    Just explain to him you'll be at his next wedding ..
    :coffee:
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Destination weddings are gay and pretentious. Yea I'm gonna travel to France for you? Fuck outta here! I don't love anyone that much.
     
  14. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Has anyone considered the fact that the Dominican Republic is the other half of Haiti?
     
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  15. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    He gone get de AIDS.
     
  16. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Ya know....especially since they've already done the court house thing.
     
  17. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I can get it again? :scratch:
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Low viral loads.
     
  19. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Maybe your nephew thinks you all don't have a life.
     
  20. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Kill them all. Every last one of them. Split their little heads into manageable proportions and serve them to Anthony Hopkins.