Am I seriously the only person on here not getting laid?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I refuse to believe it. It's become a big joke that I can't get with any girls, but there's no way everyone else on here is a player.

    Dawg????
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    i'm a virgin
     
  3. Guy LaDouche

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    I'm not getting laid Gar....
     
  4. Guy LaDouche

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    Hang in There!
     
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    yes
     
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    we're all fucked
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    There's no way KOC or that Jim Jimmy person whatever his name is, is getting laid.
     
  8. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh **** VIP

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    You can't even get any fat girls, Gar?
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I don't believe anything anyone says on here anymore. Everyone works out 90 minutes a day, is vegan, gainfully employed, etc. It's disgusting.
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    i'm employed.
     
  11. Super Mario

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    I have a date tomorrow.Should i have sex on the first date?
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Do you lift?
     
  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Well, I probably could...I think? My problem is that I have no confidence in myself and am too much of a pussy to even try hitting on a girl. I turned down sex once before, but she wasn't fat. We just ended up sleeping in the same bed. Incredibly awkward the next morning, to say the least.
     
  14. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Jim J Jiblets :grad:
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Pretend you have a broken arm and try to get girls to help you move a couch into your van, and then kidnap them.
     
  16. artful dodger

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    do you even -want- to get laid ?
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Jim J Motherfucking Cocksucking Jiblets?
     
  18. Mur

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    Yes :jj:
     
  19. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Yes of course. It's been over 2 years, and i think its one of the reasons im suffering from a bit of depression and not able to move forward. I dont feel anyone could really want to fuck me, so i never really dare try.
    Jim the chode asshole
     
  20. Super Mario

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    No sex this year for me Gary. I was with one guy and we fooled around but. I thought he was too ugly to fuck. He gained weight and looked gross