Am I the greatest masturbator in history?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I jerk off like its my second job :jerk:
     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    In reality it is your first job. :coffee:
     
  3. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Cancer hand Gold

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    You work overtime.
     
  4. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Lube or dry?
     
  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Best job ever.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I feel like spankin it right now in fact
     
  7. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    What's your record for how many times you jerked off in one day?
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Like 6 I think
     
  9. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :iohi5:
     
  10. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Stickam time.
     
  11. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Chriza

    1- Eating hamburgers
    2- Working the meat
    3- Working
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    More like Sticky-am time

    LOL!
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Because cum is sticky you guys, get it?
     
  14. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Stop posting like GP2.
     
  15. Shine

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    Shoot ropes?
     
  16. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Ritalin Melt

    Ritalin Melt New Member Banned User

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    what does your cock say in braille?
     
  18. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever performed The Stranger on yourself? I have not. I prefer the intimacy of knowing that I am jerking myself off.
     
  19. MatthewT

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    S.O.S. :coffee:
     
  20. MatthewT

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    i beat my dick like it owes me money :coffee: