Am I the only one that thinks the shows greatest one line was when Artie called

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Mary Ann from Brooklyn a cunt and a cock all in one breath? :dontknow:
     
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    I think so
     
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    He said: shut up cunt then slammed dunked a devil dog
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    It was a good one, but my personal favorite was when either Hateman or Yucko referred to Robin as a Reggie. :hide:
     
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    aerostern Well-Known Member

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    Best line ever was when jackie puppet said to nichole eggert after she said she bought her first house when she was 18, he said "18? i bet you stilled smelled fresh back then"
     
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    St Alison Well-Known Member

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    Best line was when The Losers played "Rhythm Of The Night" with the Brady Bunch guy and they had one of the "farters" in to perform with them. After the song they saw that the farter had an accident and shit on the floor.

    Jackie: "Everybody's a critic."
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Best line was when the Jackie puppet asked Conan O'Brien, "When your ratings go down, does your girlfriend get drier?"
     
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    Damn, that is classic! :beer:
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Yup.
     
  10. Phillipmcd

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    That angry lady Marge Schott was my faaaaaavorite.
    [video=youtube;TORUDESqsMM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TORUDESqsMM[/video]
     
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    Which time?
     
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    Greekfreak New Member Banned User

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    I believe the quote was "Get lost, cunt-cock."

    But my absolute favourite Artie-ism was when he would cut off ETM...

    "BYE!"
    "THANKS, MAN."
    "SEE YA LATER."
    "TAKE CARE, MAN..."

    "Hey Eric, Diana Degarmo's writing a childrens book... it's called "Go Away Little Monster".
     
  13. Lou Skunt

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    Any. My answer wasn't well thought out. In particular, I loved when Yucko sang the song, "How much is that Reggie in the window?"

    Like I said, not a one liner, not well thought out. :eek:
     
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    yes, you are the only one. any show that even fucking acknowledge an insufferable bore-- even by 'wackpack' non-standards-- like Maryann from Brooklyn is disqualified from 'greatness.'
     
  15. Wigzilla

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    Followed closely by "Late at night, when I'm lying in the corner and nobody's working me...even I'm more interesting than Tom Snyder!"

    The Jackie puppet was gold.
     
  16. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    I liked arties line in the epic hi pitch mike fight:

    "Howard, what's grosser? The left side of mikes face or the right?"
     
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    I am impressed. I can't imagine what the best line is? Impossible.
     
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    Artie to ETM

    "Take your club foot and shove it up your ass."




     
  19. HooHoo

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    Anytime MFB is reminded she's a cunt the show is momentarily at its best.

    That woman is like a tick and she burrows deeper at every opportunity. As much as it pains me to say, I really believe MFB has loftier delusions of grandeur than even Beeth.
     
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    Robin asked Howard what he would have to take off before jumping into the pool to save Bianca. Artie: "Your hair."

    That's got to be a top 10 line.