Am I the only one who wonders who the fuck determines what a calorie is?

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  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    and how they do it?

    Like whos the asshat thats gonna tell me a salad with ranch dressing is worse than a double cheeseburger, and how does he know?

    I mean booze reacts differently in everybody system.. why are calories static?
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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  3. I invented that

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    ok you explain it genius gilaet?
     
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    and what's with it also having some shit to do with boiling water?
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Go watch Mr Wizard.
     
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    its a unit of energy..
     
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    this is a joule of a thread


    get it?
     
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    All these geniuses not one answer :jj:
     
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    Gary answered correctly.
     
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    Oh, and :facepalm:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    a calorie is a measure of energy
    had you paid attention in high school you wouldn't be fat and sick
     
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    if Clutch understood calories he wouldn't be in this jam. :fil:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    so if i gave you a grape how would you determine how many calories are in it?
     
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    i don't eat grapes