Am I the only real man here?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bobby Axelrod, Mar 19, 2016.

  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    No talk about the Mir vs Hunt UFC fight tonight?
     
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    Basketball is the best sport
     
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    Only game on is a crappy blowout.
     
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    Yeah
     
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    You eat ass, bro?
     
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    Makes thread about Mir vs Hunt fight.

    Doesn't talk about Mir vs Hunt fight.
     
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    buncha bullshit
     
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    Mir is going to try and stand and trade with Hunt. Really bad strategy. He needs to try and submit. :munch:
     
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    When she'll let me.
     
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    Mir dropped some lbs. he's gonna impress people
     
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    He needs to use his jiu-jitsu in this fight. If he tries to box he will make a fatal error.
     
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    You need to take that ass, bro.

    Make it yours.

    Bury your tongue in that ass until she yells, "Bobby Axelrod, I love you, Stallion."
     
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    Mir is going to gas out as Buffer is making his ring introductions, and he'll fall to the ground and beg Hunt to grapple.
     
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    Ya. Hard not to get sucked into boxing against Hunt though. Natural instinct to try and beat a man at his own game.
     
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    I'm extra macho right now.
     
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    Yeah. She's usually like, "eh eh. Not my ass." So I'll just move up and down he legs and back with my mouth/tongue then sneak in between the cheeks. She loves it after a minute or so.

    I think the antiness is just for show