Am I wrong here?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Went kayaking today. So my wife and I are out in the middle of this state park. We get out for a minute to chill. I suggest we have sex in the woods. She's rolls her eyes at me
    I plead my case how this would be exciting and adventurous. She's not having it. I got a little irritated.
     
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    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    I had an ex that liked to go into the woods and have sex in a mud puddle after it rained.

    Never did it for me. Always figured something was going to crawl up my ass.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Nope, you're the man. She should appreciate you keeping it interesting
     
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    maybe a little blow job

    :dontknow:
     
  5. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Had to have a lot of in-the-woods sex with chicks when I was a teenager... don't really romanticize it now... Still, can't fault you for trying... Would have been a hot thing to share and strengthen the marriage.

    she's probably cheating :nojj:
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Ya I went for that too. She had every rebuttal. Been together 15 years and was trying to be fun :doh:
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    shoulda just jacked off on your own
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    She should be honored that you still want her after 15 years.
     
  9. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    she may have been molested in the woods. ever think of that?
     
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  10. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    yah
     
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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    didn't read
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Maybe she had some with the BF earlier? :leroy:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    @ this stage of life and relationships, I don't think I want the kind of sex I have to argue for.....
     
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  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Her loins no longer yearn for you.
     
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    She's just not that in to you
     
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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    ^ this guy gets tons of trim
     
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    You're wrong for trying to kayak in the woods you moron. Take the mountain bikes next time or go to the beach dope.
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    You should have boned her in the kayak. Ain't no sex like boat sex!
     
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    Next time take one of your slutty employees on the kayaking trip :dontknow: Let her know she doesn't control the flow of pussy :lo5:
     
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    I would imagine it would be like the time I fucked a girl on a trampoline, everytime I pumped, she got pushed away :no: Either that or she was trying to get away. oh well.