Amanda Bynes says microchip in brain allows people to read her thoughts

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    holy shit, I love it

    Amanda Bynes says microchip in brain allows people to read her thoughts
    Compiled by Tony Hicks

    thicks@bayareanewsgroup.com

    Posted: 10/08/2014 01:49:36 PM PDT7 Comments | Updated: about 4 hours ago
    Amanda Bynes wants money from all of you folks out there who are reading her mind through that pesky chip in her brain.



    C'mon, you guys. Seriously. Knock it off.


    Bynes' newfound charge into crazyville took a turn this week while she was hanging around a reporter from InTouch Weekly. Among the fascinating thing the "Hairspray" actress said is that she knows there's a microchip in her brain allowing people to read her thoughts.


    "I want a dollar a day from every person who (is) reading my mind."


    She really should wrap her head in a seven-pound ball of aluminum foil. Works for me.


    During the interview, InTouch reports, Bynes was "seemingly imbalanced." She allegedly talked to herself, took off her top to show off a nipple ring and rambled about her need for more plastic surgery.
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    Amanda Bynes arrives at the premiere of "Semi-Pro" in Los Angeles on Tuesday, Feb. 19, 2008. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles) (Matt Sayles)


    Sounds like someone's parents need to fly to New York and get her back to the doctor, before none of this is funny anymore.


    Bynes reportedly bought diamond earrings while with the reporter, without bothering to look at the price tag. She also reportedly said she got straight As in psychology and said she'd thought of becoming a plastic surgeon.
    Bynes also told the reporter she has prescriptions for Adderall and medical marijuana, which she was allegedly using when she was arrested for DUI last month. She also talked about needing a nose job. "I look so hideous. Everyone can use a little plastic surgery."

    Some of us could use a lot of plastic surgery. But never mind me ...

    She also addressed her parents' legal conservatorship that allowed them to control her finances and other matters. "I was miserable living with them," she said. "I would have rather been in jail."

    Bynes was admitted to a mental health facility last year, after numerous legal matters and other bizarre episodes, including starting a fire on a neighbor's driveway. After months of treatment, she emerged seemingly in better health and enrolled in fashion school. Last month, after her parents' conservatorship ended, she was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Southern California. She recently flew to New York City. Reports emerged this week saying the 28-year-old is engaged to a 19-year-old employee of a bait shop in Costa Mesa.

    Contact Tony Hicks at Facebook.com/BayAreaNewsGroup.TonyHicks or Twitter.com/tonyhicks67.
     
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    She stole a hat at Barney's in NY today.

    She's totally lost it again - her parents need to 5150 her asap and keep her in. Never understood why they let her off the meds...
     
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    Her mother must be so proud. It's why the cops let her go I'm sure. They could literally see her innocence
     
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    Anal

    #murderedpussy
     
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    Awww - she got blonde extensions. :eek:

    I wonder if Beth's look like this when they are all dirty and mangled.

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    nice band-aid
     
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    She sounds schizophrenic.
     
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    big time. she really doesn't seem suicidal so I see her going the francis farmer route. sad, but entertaining.
     
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    Amanda Bynes spotted chain smoking and taking off her bra on busy NYC street moments before allegedly stealing a $200 hat from luxury department store Barneys
    • Amanda Bynes was spotted chain smoking and flashing passersby in NYC moments before allegedly shoplifting at a luxury store today
    • She also took her bra off on the street
    • The actress was questioned after reportedly leaving Barneys New York with a $200 hat she had not paid for
    • The 28-year-star claimed she was using the hat to cover her face as she ran away from fans
    • Witnesses claim the former child star 'acted crazy' during the incident
    • Amanda 'was released by police and not taken into custody'
    • The site added the blonde 'has been asked to not return to the store'
    By Heidi Parker for MailOnline and Chris Spargo for MailOnline

    Published: 14:46 EST, 8 October 2014 | Updated: 17:11 EST, 8 October 2014


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      Amanda Bynes was seen chain smoking, pulling up her shirt and even taking off her bra on the busy streets of New York City moments before allegedly shoplifting earlier today.

      TMZ claims the troubled 28-year-old actress was 'caught by security' at Barneys New York on Madison Avenue after she left the store with a $200 hat she did not pay for.

      Even though staff at the luxury department store were said to have called police, the What A Girl Wants star was not taken into custody and was let go after being questioned.

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      Odd behavior: Amanda Bynes (above) was at it again today in NYC, this time standing alone on a busy block chain smoking broken cigarettes and flashing passersby

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      It gets worse: Then she just took her bra off

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      Scene of the (maybe) crime: Bynes was photographed browsing at the midtown store (above) before the reported incident occurred

      She did however agree to never return to the store again.
     
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    Time to get the net out.:chair:
     
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    Is she with ISIS
     
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    Victim of childhood sexual abuse?
    They say it's rampant in Holly-Gommorah......
     
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    I'd still bang her:bhump:
     
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    You have to feel bad for everything she and her family are going through, including the pain.
     
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    The poor girl is sick.

    Classy guy, that Tony Hicks.
     
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