Amazing televangelist Benny Hinn

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  1. SEGA

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    [video=youtube;avXcVVXFzMA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avXcVVXFzMA[/video]

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    hahahaha
     
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    Yuck.
     
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    OH I hate that guy!!!! Who would send him money?
     
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    i love the ones who "talk in tongues".

    they basically repeat the same odd sounds over and over again in different order.

    they put no effort into it.

    humbala humba saw le toe!!!! umbar olla zumya!

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    Ask Matthew T.
     
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    I find it fascinating that he can cure polio, paralysis and cancer with the mere touch of his hand...but can't do much thing for his own male-pattern baldness :rolleye:
     
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    I call him Benihana.

    When I see him cure ETM's club fucking feet I will take him seriously. Until then it's all chicanery.
     
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    I can barely sell legimate products for a living, and this guy sells fantasies, and for millions. Life isn`t fair.
     
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    He made "The Last Dragon" shart himself.
     
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    I remember the first time I saw his show on the guide. I was like "yeah, a Benny Hill episode!" (thinking it was a typo). Not nearly as good as chasing women around in fast motion, though.
     
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    I saw this documentary about him a few years ago. There was this married Hindu couple in India and they had a baby who was born severely handicapped. The kid couldn't talk or walk or even feed himself as he got older. The parents were so desperate that they converted to Christianity. When that alone didn't work, somebody told them about the miracle worker, Benny Hinn.

    They contacted his ministry and the ministry told them, "Prove your faith, send us money." So they did. And it didn't work.

    Now even more desperate, they contacted the ministry again. This time the ministry said, "Send us even more money and fly to the States. Hinn will heal your child. So they did. They spent their life savings on more donations and a trip to America. Hinn touched the boy at one of his events and told the parents that the boy will be healed in a matter of weeks.

    The desperate parents flew back home with the boy and nothing happened. The boy remained in the same condition. The parents called the ministry yet again and somebody from the ministry told them, "You haven't proven your faith to god. If you want a miracle from god, you must show him that you are in his mercy. Then he'll reward you. Send the ministry all the money you have to your name. Let god know that your faith in him is absolutely and he will reward you ten fold and heal your son.

    The family sold their home and car and went to live with the child's grandparents. They sent a check for everything they had to Hinn's ministry. The boy was never healed. They contacted the ministry and the ministry told them that their faith in the lord must not be genuine and now there's nothing they can do.

    I don't believe in hell, but if there is one, it's too good for that scum bag piece of shit.
     
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    He is a piece of shit, but they are retards.
     
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    Agreed. But they're Indians who were brought up in a superstitious environment and have a severely disabled and suffering child that modern medicine can't help. I have some sympathy for people who are so utterly desperate that they can abandon their wits.