Entertainment Amazing that Legolas never ran out of arrows

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Dude had an endless supply
     
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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    When I play basketball I say "Legolas" everytime I shoot because I never miss.
     
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    Danny Glover stole the same magic for his revolver in Lethal Weapon
     
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    That's awesome :jj:
     
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    How did Gimli not know all the Dwarves were dead?
     
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    They finally addressed that in the 3rd Hobbit movie. Dude finally had an empty quiver.
     
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    Haven't seen that one yet
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light

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    It reminds me of Queen shitty pulling beers out of the cooler.

    How is your angel this morning? Go to her, love her.
     
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    I love ya shitty but don't you have more pressing issues at home that need answers.... :dontknow:
     
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    EmilysBush It's not a merkin.

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    Hows wifey this morning? Hope everything cool!
     
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    There's an odd dude who visits across the street now and again. Long hair, huge beard, american flag headband and NO Legs!
    My wife calls him Legoless or Lieutenant Dan.
     
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    She woke up in a shitty mood. I asked her if she was gonna tell me that triggered her crying and she said no.
     
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    hmmmm you know, now that I think about it, that's really uninteresting.
    :bigthink
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Like what?
     
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    Think dude, magic quiver.
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    Doughhead63 is so bad :facepalm: