Amazon.com is the tits

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    In late March I ordered a new furniture set for my deck. I live near the ocean so I don't like to spend a lot of money on stuff that stays outdoors, it was $499. It came and there was a small issue with the table---they took of $75 no problem. Well, I've noticed the cushion fabric has faded in some spots. So I sent off an email to them, figuring they would take a few bucks off or replace the cushions. Well they sent me an email---They refunded my full purchase price AND they're sending replacement cushions.

    This my friends is customer service

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    So get shopping

    http://www.dawgshed.com/showthread.php/89514-Shopping-thread!
     
  2. Thadaeus

    Thadaeus Well-Known Member

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    when i was in Afghanistan I fell in love with amazon. if you order a lot of shit online, their amazon prime membership pays for itself.
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

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    Amazon is awesome. I wish I wasn't such a pussy and had the balls to post what I really wanted to.
     
  4. RenchFries

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    It's something.

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  5. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    wait until somebody gets hit in the head with a drone
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    why get prime? whats the difference?
     
  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    so you are one of "those" people?
     
  9. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    whoever just repped me, you're on ignore so I can't see your comment :hw:
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    stuff gets here overnight, the streaming video and music---and I think I may get the phone
     
  11. sstressed

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    prime rules. i try not to order something worth $2.00 but when i do, they don't bitch about shipping such low dollar items. in the old days, i was being five dollared to deaff.

    i had a bunch of kitchen toys sent, they went to the neighbors instead. i didn't know this and i told them that i didn't get the order. the next day, they replaced everything. a week later, the neighbor dropped off the original box. :facepalm:

    i told amazon, amazon said to keep everythng and have a nice day. why would i shop anywhere else?

    it's nice to have a shipping center in this area. i often get things in 24 hours or so. :)
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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    Mlaw goes to BK, eats 85% of a whopper, takes it back up and say "excuse me, I said no onion"
     
  13. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Fire phone does look pretty cool.
     
  14. Thadaeus

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    and if you can wait a whole fucking day - shipping is free too :hw:
     
  15. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I don't know about not posting what you really want to, but you are a pussy.
     
  16. Gwarn1

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    Company has more money than they know what to do with right now. Once people read threads like this and americans start exploiting their generosity theyll start losibg money and tgat service will go the way of the do do
     
  17. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I once accidentally ordered a CD that I already owned. I contacted them and they credited me, telling me to keep the CD. I gave the CD to my friend. I think they are so easy to deal with. Great customer service!
     
  18. DarkFriday

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  19. EasyJesus

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    I love Amazon Prime and get everything including my grill charcoal from them. I havent used the movie or music too much yet
     
  20. digitalbullet

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    between the instant streaming and their music service it pays for itself even if you never order a thing