Amazon has a preview of the Yoda book

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  1. CCMaguire

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    English major
     
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    Those pictures are god awful.
     
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    ...former sex worker writes childrens book. allegedly.
     
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    That book has FAIL written all over it. Crash boom
     
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    Ho-ly fuck. Obviously written by someone who has never had a kid.
     
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    :evil: Looking forward to the Dawgshed publicity campaign from you guys.
     
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    I wonder how this story will get to yoda being saved from his terminal heart disease by fostering these kittens. So far it looks like the story of pretty, pure bread cat who teaches dirty, scruffy cats how to act? Yoda comes of as narcissistic as the author.

    In fact, i think i get this shit now. Beth is projecting her maternal fantasies into this fuckin cat!
     
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    why doesn't it tell us that Yoda can't climb trees and catch mice because his claws have conveniently been ripped out?

    (i'm assuming the cat is declawed.....someone confirm)
     
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    Noticed on marksfriggin that Howard mentioned the book on Monday. He said they don't say Yoda was only given a few months to live and was supposed to die because they didn't want to scare the kids. BULLSHIT !!!
    It doesn't say that because it's a total lie and they never got that diagnosis. They completely made up his heart condition from the very beginning. It's fitting that Beth is writing children's books now because everything she says is a fairy tale:

    "Howard said Beth has a children's book coming out in November. He said he read it and it's good. He said it's a good message for kids. He said it's about their cat who was only given a few months to live. Howard said the story is that the cat was supposed to die but his heart was healed. Howard said they didn't say that in the book but they do say that the heart was healed. Howard said they don't want to scare kids. Robin said they do in other books. Howard said they just want to get the kid to sleep and not scare them."
     
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    Howard's gonna go broke buying all these vanity project books up.
     
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    Not as bad as that self indulgent dogshit copy.
     
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    do they have any humility at all what a couple of vomits those two are with theses look at me vanity projects
     
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    Shouldn't that sign on the door be written in Spanish so that all the friends who help with the cooking, cleaning, laundry and cat care can read it?
     
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    Winter's coming, they need something to burn in all those fireplaces at chimney manor.
     
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    "Back at home Yoda was still feeling blue"
    i'm assuming there's some pages missing here? at this point it has not been established that Yoda was feeling blue....in fact he seemed quite happy.
    I'm very concerned about the continuity of this story
     
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    New York Times Best Seller Beth Ostrosky Stern.

    :lol:

    Everything Howard has always wanted.

    #fuckBiance
     
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    How great would this book be if Jackie was still around ?
     
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    This yoda cat seems to be of the homosexual persuasion...not that that's a bad thing.

    And this heart condition is probably HCM...more common in male cats.

    I had a cat die unexpectedly from it...and lo and behold my current male has it. He's on medication. .but there is no cure and life span is about 5 years...hopefully longer for a cat on medication.

    And Jesus freaking christ with these horrendous vanity projects. Isn't she ashamed? ?? She does nothing...absolutely nothing.

    She could at least get a part time gig at Waldbaums as a frigging cashier