Amazon's tells you a little about Beth's horse shit of a book

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  1. chapped

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    From the author of the New York Times bestselling Oh My Dog comes the true story of Yoda, a very special cat—and adorable Instagram sensation—rescued by Beth and Howard Stern.

    When Beth first met Yoda at the animal shelter, he was skinny and his fur was matted. He hid in the back of his cage and wanted nothing to do with anyone. But Beth chose Yoda. She took him home, cleaned him up, and gave him love.

    Beth fosters kittens, too, and before long Yoda discovered them—and his life purpose. Now he’s happy, and fluffy, and very, very busy. He makes sure the orphan kittens eat, he keeps them safe, and he even cleans up after them. Yoda acts like a father and mother to the foster kittens that fill his home, and taking care of others has helped him too: even though Yoda has a serious heart condition, he’s made a miraculous turnaround, and is healthier than doctors thought he could be.

    To further the important work that Beth does on behalf of animals, all of her proceeds from this book will be donated to North Shore Animal League America’s Bianca’s Furry Friends campaign.
     
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    again what kind of a piece of shit shelter leaves a cat all matted and skinny in a cage for months? Howard has already stated that Yoda had been there months by the time Beffius the Ki'en slayer found him.
     
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    this whole mess is out of control. there is no truth in any of that.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    How many more days til the comment section opens up on Amazon?
     
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    ...thats fucking hilarious, all of the proceeds wil be donated to beths personal charity that beth runs. :hilarious:
     
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    Breaking: Beth had a ghost writer for the book.

    Seems she froze after "Once upon a time..."

    Spent months with creative block.

    Didn't realize that a children's book is only ten sentences.
     
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    :evil:I'm looking forward to the comment section
     
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    WOW...That is a mouthful
     
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    Imagine everyone's surprise when they find out that this "Beth" is a forty-something year old woman.
     
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    You know she will be on the show to promote it.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Beth Ostrosky Stern, the English major from Pitt (one of the best universities in the country) who is just a few credits shy of a Bachelor's Degree in English could not write a 30 page children's book without a ghost writer. You could not make this shit up.
     
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    Only if there's a NSAL event to "celebrate" the book, which you know there will be thanks to 113 Catering, A 112 Production Company.

    The studio will be abuzz with cat-nannies, assistants, interns with litter rakes, and a couple wink/nod NSAL "donors".

    90 minutes of screeching, repeats, more "amaaazings" than you thought possible, and yet more confirmation Howard is Rae Stern II.
     
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    Oh that should be epic. Like the time they all pretended she wasn't in the studio when in reality she really was. Or, when she comes in studio Howard has to ask her how much she loves him and she says how she does. Omg, I hope they put a call from Marianne from Brooklyn through too. :punch:
     
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    Childless forty something
     
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    I wonder if she wrote the book in the two other languages she speaks fluently.

    :hilarious:
     
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    God I can't wait till the "I was fucking my husband's best friend" by BeffO is released.
     
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    You mean Yoda doesnt really clean up after the orphan kittens?!!
     
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