CCTV American stereotypes

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by The Booey, Jan 20, 2016.

  1. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Apparently, we're stupid, loud, friendly, and enthusiastic.

     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Well they nailed the first one
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    If Americans are stupid, then non-Americans are legally retarded.
     
  4. AmishGirl

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    Yeah, well ... I don't think the United Kingdom is exactly lighting the world on fire these days .... :coffee:
     
  5. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    At least Americans have discovered braces. The British are living in the 1800's with their nasty crooked teeth.
     
  6. Tipsey Russell

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    I was in London many years ago now
    took one of them silly double decker bus tours
    you could jump off and on them to see around a bit
    it was a real lazy way to see stuff---not bad

    but 3 couples on with me
    American
    wanted to know where the hard rock cafe was
    asked numerous times

    it made me uncomfy





    but since we're doing this
    was in a resort
    a whole gaggle of germans were there
    wedding maybe or some shit
    terribly loud, and obnoxious people

    and the Spanish are assholes--they really feel they invented the everything or something




    one of my longer internet deals right here
     
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    Kate Hudson: catsup
     
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  8. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Years ago, met a German race car driver on his first trip to the US. His observation about America is that EVERYTHING is big here - cars, houses, people. He also was surprised when my boyfriend said no to sharing me with the German, said it was common in their culture to share women (?).
     
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    LOL... the fat girl who "loves food" says Americans are fat.
    Funny that we're fat, dumb and wild, but most of them would move here in a New York minute.
     
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    We usually want to know where the Hard Rock Cafe is because the food in your country sucks donkey balls. And often, is made of donkey balls.

    In Belgium, everything I got to eat locally was either mushrooms, duck liver, or snail, most of it in cream sauces. You better believe I'll drop my pride and show off my Yankee-ness by asking where the fucking Hard Rock Cafe is after that slop for a week.
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Don't forget fat and gun crazy.
     
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    You can't blame him for trying. LOL!
     
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    we're the worlds rabid golden retriever it seems
     
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    i'm not English dude
     
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    And proud of it.
     
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    Fun fact: I'm English. Anchor baby and all that.

    I didn't think you were, I was just riffing on the Hard Rock Cafe line in your post. :)
     
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  18. Tipsey Russell

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    I see
    I think they were more into it as a historical site than anything else though
    they had sandwiches from Greggs on the bus
     
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    Yeah, many Americans are fat and dumb and loud.
    So fuckin what?!
     
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    Well the way Europe is going, it will soon be all Muslim. I'll take fat, loud and dumb :)

    But seriously America-lose some fucking weight.....