American Tourist's Facebook Post About England

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  1. blckknight60

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    I stopped reading after it said the food was outstanding.

    That's the fake story Mike.
     
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    That is pretty bang on. England is probably still my favorite place to go. I would also add it is a great place to buy clothes. Anything else, not so much.
     
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    Are there guns?
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    the washers are also dryers( at least in the ones I've seen)
    and the fridges and them are awful small
    and they have milk you don't have to put in the fridge
    I've heard that you do see that here--I have not--and do not wish to--it's offensive
     
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    Sounds remarkably like Ireland. Gee, I wonder why. :umm:
     
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    "Everyone enjoys a good joke"

    Well that's probably true. You can't even tell a knock knock joke here anymore without someone getting offended.
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    My british grandmother (turning 99) calls it "ancient Britian". One more for you....lots of the water pipes are on the outside of the buildings....usually does not get cold enough for them to freeze.
     
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    I believe it because he says he was in small towns. In modern London his experiences would have been much different.
     
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    I love England. I love London.
    Even more than I love Paris.
     
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    Jeff Spicoli: What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?
     
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    their money is too big to properly fit in our wallets
    it sticks outta the top and gets all folded up to fuck
    damn shit is near square
     
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    We get to see tits in our daily newspaper which is a plus.
     
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    it's 2015
    I can watch a chick fucking a donkey on my phone
     
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    Didn't read. Was there anything about their teeth?
     
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