Americans Are as Likely to Be Killed by Their Own Furniture as by Terrorism

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  1. JJR

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    wha
     
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    don't those really fat people get stuck to their couches??
     
  5. Mur

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    I think that's just morbidly obese people who break furniture.
     
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    Whenever I see a chair I feel uneasy. I know that motherfucker is planning something. So I watch. I keep my eye on those chairs. Shady motherfuckers.
     
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    [video=youtube;aQyXeLSL0II]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQyXeLSL0II[/video]
     
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    they've been known to become one
     
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    most american are retards. like the posters on this board
     
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    i wonder if you are as sexy as you are clever
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Do hammocks count as furniture? 'Cuz I'm hoping Engaged Chicken gets strangled by hers.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    204 posts and counting
     
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    Hey randy is that you in your av?
     
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    I like to sit on the floor! Fuck furniture, except my bed. I'm in love with my bed :yay:
     
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    I don't trust sofa sleepers.
     
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    I always head for the wicker! :c
     
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    Ottomans are death traps.
     
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    20,000 emergency room visits due to falling televisions in 2010. We must rid ourselves of the TV scourge before they kill us all.