Entertainment Amy Schumer: 160 Pounds And Can "Catch A Dick" When She Wants

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  1. Quedee

    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    sometimes i too live in fantasy but i generally catch myself before the delusions take root.
     
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    DinnerSocks Well-Known Member

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    Classy...

    How many women can't "catch a dick" whenever they want?
     
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    somebody explain to her that most guys do not have "Hebrew National" tattooed on their "dicks".
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    This is true. :)
     
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    You have a good point there. :cool:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    a black dick.
     
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    DinnerSocks Well-Known Member

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    It's like me bragging about how I can become "really good plutonic friends" with a girl whenever I want.
     
  10. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    gross brah.......she's right though
     
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    If she admits to 160 she's a least a buck 75
     
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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    It's cause you have MONEY..........And a dollop of fame......
     
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    All those yentas cheering in the crowd. Would rather be at Auschwitz
     
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    They are everywhere :chair:
     
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    this bitch makes meghan mccain look hot
     
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    How this monster got famous I'll never know.
     
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    Man faced and gross.
     
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    vile pig. and dudes would fuck a 320 lb. burn victim. dingbat.

    Where's Kermit?