Entertainment Amy Schumer doesnt want to show her tits...

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  1. Limo Wreck

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    Funny looking Swedish guy. She should have made a bombing joke about him.
     
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    Finally, something we can all agree with her about.
     
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    "Destroys Heckler" isn't an accurate description.
     
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    I'd sleep with her


    and hecklers are the worst
    I don't feel badly for the person on stage
    I feel badly for the people in the audience who have to tolerate it
     
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    She sure carved him up with her sharp tongue and wit. Maybe she should steal some other comedians comebacks.
     
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    If she doesn't have fake tits I sense a nice pair of flapjacks on the griddle.
     
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    She got upset by some guy saying "show us your tits," because he interrupted her as she was going into her bit about never having a guy cum on her face. That was very insensitive on his part when she was trying to keep it classy.

     
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    And I bet I'd be pretty accurate in saying not many are interested in seeing those two flappy floppy titties.
     
  10. Limo Wreck

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    Ive always said she has a great pair of legs, Id plow her too.
     
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    People pay to see her perform? :rofl:
     
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    I'm trying to erase this thought from my mind
     
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    Guess I'm in the minority but I'd love to see her topless.
     
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    She's really ballooned up. And is not in the least bit funny. Her Jenny Craig commercials in a few years will be her best work I'm sure.
     
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    :puke:
     
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    Hopefully she balloons up to a 300 pound sow
     
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    Everything is so phony these days that I wouldn't be surprised if that guy was a plant.
     
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    I agree.

    She's so phony that I wouldn't put it past her to do something like that
     
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    The only thing she has destroyed is a gross of donuts.
     
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    Or a toilet with a bowl winding dump
     
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