Amy Schumer

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  1. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    Artie posted a tweet today kissing her ass for playing Carnegie Hall. Several of these East Coast comics (Artie, Colin Quinn, Jim Norton come to mind) are always telling us how funny she is. Is this payback for all the pussy she gave these guys on the way up? Or have they not fucked her and are trying to? I don't get it. She is an ugly, haggard, 1 bit Chelsea Handler starter kit.

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    Great finish!

    She is aggressively, in-your-face unattractive, with a head like a thumb.

    I guess some of her show's sketches (written by ?) are okay, no worse than SNL dreck. But she's not funny.
     
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    I agree. It's pathetic that established, respected comedians are forced to grovel at her fat feet.

    Imo there are no funny female comics, at least none that I can think of off the top of my head. I'd say Amy is funnier than other female comedians, but that bar is so low it's really not an accomplishment.
     
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    Joan Rivers was funny. Betty White and Carol Burnett are very funny but they're not standups. And that's... about it. Oh wait, Sarah Silverman's not bad at all, and while very one-note and hard to take Kathy Griffin is, oh never mind she sucks.

    Edit: I used to find Lampanelli funny for some crazy reason, but Celebrity Apprentice disabused me of that crazy notion. Oh, and that weird oily girl/tranny who was hot a year or three ago.
     
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    Agree with you 100% on Lampanelli. Talked so much shit about being tough, but cried like a baby in the boardroom on every episode. She was also bragging about how much money she has like a ghetto bitch on Jay Mohr's podcast. What an annoying twat.
     
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    I watched about 4 episodes of her sketch show and chuckled once. Kroll Show is not great, but way better than Schumer.
     
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    Jew broad. Not funny. Women comedians suck.. twice as bad if they're jewish.

    The only great jewish comedian was Rodney Dangerfield, the rest suck matzo balls. (ok Gilbert has his moments :jj: )
     
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    Lisa Lampanelli was on last comic standing? Never watched that show but without being able to talk about big black dick or how big her twat is she couldn't have had much else to say. Amy Shumer is gross too not as gross but gross. And arent all comics either jewish or italian?
     
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    Celebrity Apprentice, not Last Comic. It was truly pathetic and appalling. Like a 5 year old girl, an ugly unfunny crying 5 year old girl. She pretty much dropped her entire edgy persona and turned into a ball of teary menopausal goo. There are some virulent antisemites about. It sucks.
     
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    Here's a guy who gets it.
     
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    Its a big ass kiss festival.:mami:
     
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    Everybody is a comic, that's why comedy sucks.
     
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    Actually she's done a few of the Comedy Central Roasts and held her own......I heard that she currently dating Anthony Jeselnik
     
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    Are you kidding? He's almost good looking and could do WAY better than thumb face.
     
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    I think they were an item a couple years ago unless they got back together. He probably wrote her roast material.
     
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    Or just maybe vice versa. Just because I don't find her funny doesn't mean she's not a good writer and... Oh who am I kidding. Funniest thing about her is her uncle's hair plugs.
     
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