An Afternoon at the Animal Park.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Spazzmatazz, Nov 22, 2010.

  1. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    3,432
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    43,051
    Likes Received:
    843
    I was looking for something entirely different, and I came upon this.
    After my ribs stopped hurting and I wiped the tears from my eyes, I and felt the need to share it with you.
    I keep picturing parents with a shitload of 7-10 years olds in the back seat. :hhh: :ufacepalm:
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 23, 2014
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    541,222
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,559
    Likes Received:
    90,961
    Monk?
     
  3. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    3,432
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    43,051
    Likes Received:
    843
    Or a close relation. :D
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    541,222
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,559
    Likes Received:
    90,961
  5. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

    Reputations:
    212,573
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    36,286
    Likes Received:
    33,379
    Nah. Video says she's French. Even Monk has standards.
     
  6. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    3,432
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    43,051
    Likes Received:
    843
    Yeah. Definitely French. Check out the hairy armpits. :ujj:
     
  7. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

    Reputations:
    212,573
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    36,286
    Likes Received:
    33,379
    And now my monitor just smells cunty.:dontknow:
     
  8. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    3,432
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    43,051
    Likes Received:
    843
    [​IMG]
     
  9. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

    Reputations:
    212,573
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    36,286
    Likes Received:
    33,379
    I saw something like this online and tweaked it a little for the Pirate Poker Spazz.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    3,432
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    43,051
    Likes Received:
    843
    :ulol:
    Oh that's good! I'm dying here. :dance:

    Thanks, man! :spazz:
     
  11. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    3,432
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    43,051
    Likes Received:
    843
    I just realized that the second monkey was the female. I now think she was after him because he had a nice ride. :weird:
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    That monkey lasted about as long as Spazz does. At least that's what Mario says. :giggle:
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    :weird:

    The male is usually the one with the penis. :right:
     
  14. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    3,432
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    43,051
    Likes Received:
    843
    Boy, you learn quickly for a retard! The second one on the car had no penis. Does your brain just not process what you see, or is it the result of the crap you snort up your more than ample schnozz? :facepalm:
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    Watch it again. I definitely see black monkey penis right before he starts humping Monk. :rolleye:
     
  16. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

    Reputations:
    339,535
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    79,567
    Likes Received:
    41,529
    that made me lol. good find!
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    You're a doctor. Did you or did you not see monkey penis? :umunch:
     
  18. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

    Reputations:
    339,535
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    79,567
    Likes Received:
    41,529
    :lol: I saw the penis of the one that was riding on the car. The one who got it was the one who jumped up on to the car. I did not see a penis on that monkey.

    I must have been absent the day they taught monkey penis in dental school.
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

    Reputations:
    216,454
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    211,015
    Likes Received:
    33,726
    Of course the one who jumped onto the car didn't have a penis!!!!!! Spazz felt that he had to point that out though!!!!! He's the retard, not me. :pissed:
     
  20. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

    Reputations:
    212,573
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    36,286
    Likes Received:
    33,379
    I think I have this figured out. That monkey on the hood of the car might be the monkey version of Tawny Kitaen from the Whitesnake video. No mammal could resist temptation like that. No one I tell you.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
















    Well, I guess it's a little easier nowadays...

    [​IMG]