Entertainment An angel washes up on Indonesean beach

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  1. Shithead

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    Sex doll washes up on Indonesian beach, locals mistake it for angel

    BY Keri Blakinger
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, May 4, 2016, 1:33 PM
    [​IMG] Ihyan Nusi/via Facebook
    Villagers mistook this sex toy for a fallen angel.
    Oh God.
    Indonesian villagers found a sex doll on a remote beach — and somehow mistook it for an angel.
    Even the local news organization, Pojok Satu, was taken in by the inflatable deceiver, according to The Telegraph.
    "This angel child also was found face down, crying and naked covered only a white cloth,” Pojok Satu wrote of the doll.
    A fisherman found the sex toy in April and hauled it home to his house in Kalupapi, where villagers changed its clothes and gave it a new hijab every day.
    Rumors spread that the so-called angel was found in tears, and eventually the police got wind of the rumors and quickly dashed the villagers’ dreams of a divine discovery.
    “It was checked by one of our team,” local police chief Heru Pramukarno said.
    “It was a sex toy.”
    The find came just weeks after a solar eclipse, which seemed an auspicious time for angel-finding. Apparently, it was an even more auspicious time for sex toy-finding.
    "They have no internet, they don't know what a sex toy is," Pramukarno explained, according to the BBC.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    excellent thread, will read when im at church this sunday
     
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    Ya I bet it was checked by one of his team. :sex:
     
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    The sex doll washed up wearing a hijab?!!!

    (I think this is sweet!!! I don't think how jaded our culture is, is so great.)
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Was it pregnant with sea monkeys ?
     
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    RUM HAM!

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    Imagine not knowing what a sex doll is.

    Imagine man's perverse desires not being thrust upon you at every turn in your society.

    Imagine finding a sex doll on the beach and instead of thinking, "It smells like low tide, but i'm gonna bang it anyway", you think, "it must be from heaven."

    Indonesians, you the real angels.
     
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    3rd world morons
     
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    Simpsons already did it.
     
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    No only a white cloth. They hijab'd her every day. :jj: God knows those crazy Muslims go berserk at the sight of polyester hair.
     
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    OMG!!!

    Hair is pretty.

    God forbid (literally!!! lols) it shows.