An Easter Story...Another Jesus sighting...This time in a plank of wood....

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    Jesus sure is getting around these days..


    Has Jesus appeared in this plank of wood? Builder in Inverness finds full-length figure of Christ in a snapped scaffolding board

    • Paddy Morrall noticed image after wood was left in rain for several hours
    • 31-year-old said he was not normally a religious guy but it was Easter


    He has been seen in toast, pancakes, crisps and even ice cream.

    But a builder was stunned when he spotted Jesus Christ on a plank of wood just a few days before Easter.

    Paddy Morrall noticed the full-length Christ on a snapped scaffolding board in Inverness, Scotland, on Wednesday.

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    Paddy Morrall noticed the full-length Christ on a snapped scaffolding board in Inverness, Scotland, on Wednesday

    The son of God appeared wearing a robe after the joiner and colleagues left the piece of wood out in the rain for several hours.

    The 31-year-old builder, from Keighley, near Bradford, has kept the board.

    He said: 'We didn't take it too seriously but it really did look like him. We thought it was a bit crazy.
    'It's the first time I've seen anything like this. I'm not a normally a religious guy but it is Easter.

    'We all thought it was pretty mad.'

    It comes two days after a shop assistant spotted the image of Christ on a hot cross bun.

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    It comes two days after a shop assistant from Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, spotted the image of Jesus Christ on a hot cross bun

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    An Arizona woman similarly got an early Easter surprise when she saw the image of Jesus Christ in her dental x-rays during a check-up last month
     
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    That one on the bun looks like Jesus is roadkill
     
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    I've seen Jesus appear on a freshly laid egg. The shape was uncanny... It was an exact sihkouette...
     
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    Good thing it wasn't Mohammed.
     
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    There was a good movie a few years ago about a depressed guy that had a sign appear on his house after he decided to drink himself to death.


     
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    If Jesus was turned into a Woodie surely the image of Mary Magdalene could not have been too far away :dontknow:
     
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    If you look closely, you can see the baby yeezus here....
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    That poor thong! :facepalm:
     
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    I saw Howie on the moon. FullMoon_2500x2500.jpg
     
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    Yeah, it was eaten alive!!!
     
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    Jesus wears a suit with shoulder pads and an overcoat now?
     
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    MY EYES!! I'M BLIND. HEAL ME JESUS!
     
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    Stare long enough at this and another vision appears!

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    I think I can see one of his tiny little baby yeezus hands nailed to the label.
     
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    It would be great if he appeared on a ham... Or a bagel.
     
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