An example of why we're doomed

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Bacon-crazed Michigan woman shot up McDonald’s over mixed-up order
    BY Doyle Murphy
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Published: Wednesday, March 25, 2015, 9:44 PM
    Updated: Wednesday, March 25, 2015, 9:44 PM
    [​IMG] Kent County Jail
    Rage over the lack of bacon on her cheeseburger will cost Shaneka Torres time in prison.
    A bacon-crazed Michigan woman faces prison for shooting up a McDonald’s after workers screwed up her order.

    Shaneka Torres allegedly said “Bitch, you don’t know who you’re talking to,” before she fired into the drive-thru window of the Grand Rapids fast food spot.

    Jurors took just an hour on Wednesday to convict Torres in the February 2014 shooting, MLive.com reported.

    Torres had twice tried to get a bacon cheeseburger before she went on the McWarpath.

    She complained when the first sandwich arrived sans bacon, and McDonald’s promised make it up to her with a free one next time she came in.

    So Torres returned a few hours later to collect.

    She seemed like she was in a good mood, slipping a handsome cashier her number before she moved on to pick up the makeup meal, MLive reported.

    But she soured quickly when workers shorted her once again on the promised pig strips.

    Kent County prosecutors claimed Torres hopped in a car with her friend, pulled a handgun out of her purse and squeezed off a round.

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    A Michigan woman opened fire on a Grand Rapids McDonald’s after workers forgot to put bacon on her cheeseburger.


    The bullet shattered the drive-thru window, narrowly missing a worker who’d ducked away seconds earlier to pick up another burger.

    She faces at least seven years in prison on felony gun charges, MLive reported.

    Torres is scheduled for sentencing on April 21.
     
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  2. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    maybe these fast food workers do deserve $15/hour
    danger pay or some shit like that
     
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    Looks like she's built like she really enjoys cheeseburgers. Never get between a fatso and her food.
     
  5. HowardImus

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    she looks edumacated....this comes as a total shock.
     
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    death penalty
     
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  7. Shithead

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    Keep glorifing thug culture
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    How do you miss the bacon twice? People have no pride in their work anymore.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Registered Dem...:coffee:
     
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    Why does this shithead have a gun?
     
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    I just need to know if the handsome register boy was thick. And if he's thick, is he long as well, robin?
     
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    i watch tmz. the loud, stupid black chick is always defending violence. if you aren't violent, yu a punk.

    prison for violent criminals should be very different than prison for a pot dealer. but that would be mean and touchy feely people would cry and call everybody a nazi.
     
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    She's shit out of luck now.
    Ain't no bacon cheeseburgers in prison fo reeal. Know wha I'm sayyin yo ??
     
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    People like this.....[​IMG]


    make me think of THIS:

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    :facepalm:
     
  16. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    I'm wondering if your AV caused that German plane to "go down". She could be a distraction in the old "cockpit" (if you're picking up my gist) :dontknow:
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    To enforce the bacon standards? :dontknow:
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    That's Hot.
     
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    I would let her go and tell her Muslims don't like bacon . That would give her something to do for a while . I'm sure anyone threatning her bacon would pay the price.