Entertainment An exotic Animal

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    If you could own an exotic animal, what would it be?
     
  2. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Do I really need to say it? :D
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    mermaid
     
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  4. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    lol. :)
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    A sheboon could be useful for laundry and cleaning the toilet and such and so forth.
     
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    i have a parrot here we are
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  7. wife is a whore

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    I'd go w/ a 4'10 filipina.
     
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    Mandingo?
     
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    Velociraptor
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I'm going to concur
    Nice tight body golden brown burgundy piss flaps with a warm pink center.
     
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  12. wife is a whore

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    Little Brown Fucking Machines, and they enjoy laundry, if they know what good for em.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    just don't let them get americanized.
     
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    Little monkeys are cute - even when they looked pissed off.....

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    :haha:
     
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  16. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Nothing exotic about that, just hang out near a hospital and wave some cash.
     
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    Did you know that the real Velociraptor was no bigger than a large Turkey. And yes, they did have feathers.

    A HUGE departure from what the Jurassic park movies portray.

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  18. wife is a whore

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    But if I get one here, do that tack on a huge mark up on the shipping costs incurred? Like on ebay, you can buy China made stuff direct from China really cheap, but if you want it quicker, you can buy it out of a warehouse in CA for double the price.
     
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    Yeah, they embellished a lot in order to make it more entertaining.
     
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    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    It's very early here and I have no idea what you just said. Maybe it's last night's vodka or today's coffee not kicking in.
    I'll get back to you.
     
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