Amy Schumer Visits 8:55am After the break they played ''A Storm Tip from Richard Christy's Dad'' bit, a phony phone call Sal and Richard made to a religious internet show, a song parody about Ronnie the Limo Driver and a message of hope from Wendy the Slow Adult about children born without heads. They also played Adele's ''Someone Like You'' and Robin singing ''Cocaine.'' They played a phony phone call to a Swap Shop show using Medicated Pete clips. They played John Mayer's cover of ''Free Fallin'' as they were coming back. Howard came back and said he's going to interrupt this song and insert himself. He said Amy Schumer is there and she wrote a book which is a memoir kind of thing. Howard said she's a big star. Amy said it's such a violent way to put headphones on. She was talking about the way Gary put them on. Amy said she was in the hospital because she was coughing so much that she cracked a rib. Howard said he thinks she's doing too much. Howard said she was burning the candle at both ends. Howard said she has a young boyfriend and she's trying to please him and everyone in show business. Amy said he's right except when it comes to sex. She said she just lays there like she's getting a CAT scan. She said Howard is right about the other stuff. Howard asked why she doesn't put anything into sex. Amy said they love having sex but she deals with his balls with her own volition. She said they have sex every day. She said it's not sexy having sex with a girl whose rib hurts. Howard said he learned a lot about Amy in her new book. Howard said he found some interesting parts in there. Howard asked if she got $8 million for the book. Amy said that's not true. She said she got 100 million and she already spent the money. Howard said he's sure she wrote it herself. Amy said she did and she worked on it with her sister in law and her sister. Howard said Amy is about to do a world wide stand up tour. Amy said she's going to die so take it all in. She said she got herself sick and she doesn't' have time to take off. She said after new year's she's going to take sometime off. Howard said he admires that work ethic. Howard said she's young and she can use that energy to build something great. Howard asked Amy if she was in the middle of filming a movie when she got sick. She said she did and they had to stop production. She said she felt awful. She said insurance wouldn't clear her to go back to work. Howard said she was working with Goldie Hawn too. Howard asked if she felt a sense of dread. Amy said it was one of the worst times in her life. She said they were in Hawaii and she was bed ridden. Amy said she was there with her sister and things were just going awful. She said she was being drained in there and they had to laugh about it all. Howard asked if this is the first movie she's done since Trainwreck. Amy said she did another one that was a drama. She said it was called ''Thank You For Your Service.'' Howard said Trainwreck made $135 million. He asked if the scripts are getting better. Howard said they must be. Amy said she was surprised that they cast her for this movie. She said the movie was about PTSD. She said it's a real story. She said David Finkle wrote a book about PTSD and that's what the movie is based on. Howard asked Amy about how the audition thing went for the movie. She said she tried really hard for it and she ended up getting the part. Howard said Amy donated her salary from that movie to military families. He said that's pretty cool. Amy said the Goldie Hawn movie is coming out next year. She said they were all in Hawaii and she missed 7 full days of shooting. Howard asked if she sees herself sick in the movie. Amy said not at all. She said they had a great time making it. She said it's such a funny movie. Howard said when he read that she gave her salary to the military families and she gave almost all of her salary to her crew on Inside Amy Schumer he wonders if she has money. Amy said she makes good money doing stand up. Howard said comedy Central makes good money so they should be paying her crew. Amy said that's not the way it works. She said it felt good to give her crew the money. She said it feels so good to do that. Howard said Amy was given a $1 million advance for a book and she returned it. Amy said the agent she was working with got her $500,000 and she asked for a million and they got it. Howard said Amy returned the money. Amy said she gave it back plus 50 grand. She was too busy to do it at the time. She said she figured she could do a better job if she waited. Howard said this time they gave her $8 million. Amy said they did not. Howard said he's just trying to figure it all out. Howard said he heard she went to see Hamilton and she gave a $5,000 tip. Amy said people should spread their money around. She said it feels so good to be able to do that. Howard said that's a great tip. Howard said it was a $77 bill and she gave a $5,000 tip. Howard asked if she's upset that it ends up in the paper. Amy said she asks people not to tell the press but they do. She said it's a lot of pressure now when she goes out. Howard asked if she feels pressure from these movies and the box office now that she's done well with Trainwreck. Amy said no. She said she is still so naive. She said she's not sure Trainwreck made that kind of money and she's not dying to stay in the movie biz. She said she loves doing stand up and she loves writing. Howard said Amy played Madison Square Garden. Howard said he wasn't there because he had no idea it was happening. Howard asked if that was the biggest crowd she's ever played. She said maybe it was. She said she has done the Oddball tour too and that's big but it's not just her. Howard said it must be tough to relate to the audience when it's that vast. Amy said it was the best night of her life. She said there were 18,000 people there and it was so cool. Howard asked if it works like it does in a small club. Amy said she's been doing arenas on the road so she was used to it. She said she's doing a big tour soon too so she'll be playing more arenas. Howard said she's the first female comic to play Madison Square Garden. Howard said he asked Whitney Cummings if she feels the jealousy from other comics after making it big. Howard asked Amy if she feels under attack. Amy said it's not about her. She said that she was friends with some people in the beginning and not a lot of them are left in her life. Howard asked if she has tried to hang with them. Amy said some of them said they can't deal with it. She said she's been doing stand up for 13 years or so and she's been friends with some comics for 10 years. Amy said she's still close with her high school friends. She said it was tough for a while but they found each other again. Howard asked if she ever goes out to dinner and someone else picks up the bill. Amy said she won't let that happen. Howard asked if Judd Apatow wants to work with her more. Amy said she's sure he would but he's busy doing other things. She said that she has another movie in the works. Howard said in her book (''The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo'') he noticed a theme. He said he didn't know she was in love with her dad. Howard said she writes a lot about her father but not much about her mother. Howard said he didn't know that she had an affair. Howard asked if her mom got upset about that. Amy said she cleared everything. She said she told her mom she would take the whole chapter out if she wanted to. Amy said she was fine with it. Howard said the thing that struck him was that her mom had an affair with Amy's best friend's father. Howard said that's like lighting a nuclear bomb in her life. Amy said she was at a good age for that. She was 13. Howard said she was so together at that age. Amy said she felt like they were all in this quest and they were doing the best they could. She said it was really hard. She said she had some anger for her mom but it was mostly just pain. She said it's a cycle of pain and guilt. Howard asked if her mom is still in her life. Amy said she is. She said she read back her journals and her mom made her a support system. She said she was angry about that. Howard said Amy got brainwashed into thinking dad was the bad guy. Howard said he likes that she included the journal in the book. Howard said she should do a whole book about that. Amy said she might. She said she kept a journal from 13 to 23. Howard said that's very good. He said he picked up this thing with her dad. Howard asked Amy if she drinks a lot. Amy said she has wine every night pretty much. She said her dad used to drink a lot. She said now he's like Stephen hawking so he can't but he sneaks wine. Amy said he's getting ready to get Stem Cells. Robin said they do say red wine is good for you. Amy told her to stop it. Howard asked if her dad gave the okay for her to write about him shitting in public. Amy said he did. She said that the first time they were at an amusement park and they were going on the roller coaster and they got down once and he wasn't there. She said she was maybe 11 or 12 and he wasn't there. He finally came back and he was wearing not pants. She said his shirt was long and the bottom was all wet. She said he said they had to go. Amy said she got a whiff of what was up when they were leaving so she let her sister sit in the front. She said that they got back home and he asked them not to tell their mom about it. She said he was stripped of all dignity. Howard asked Amy about her childhood and how they went bankrupt. Amy said things were good until she was about 9 and then it all went away.