An ode to paragraphs

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  1. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    For all you wall of text faggits.

    A great orange and black creature descended from the heavens and bounced as he sang ...

    The wonderful thing about paragraphs
    is that paragraphs are a wonderful thing.
    They keep our eyes from crossing
    and ignoring the whole darn thing.

    The spelling was impressive
    and an absolute surprise.
    But that massive block of text
    is is where your problem lies.

    Periods and commas
    several exclamation points too.
    However, a few words in all caps
    made Dawg Shed blue.

    So the message from above
    is that paragraphs are a wonderful thing.
    They make the people happy
    and the Tigger bounce and sing.
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. XuXu

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    Sorry, I'll try to find "an ode to tarter sauce" tomorrow.
     
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    :)
     
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  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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