AN OFFER FOR $150,000 to complete A TASK OF EPIC NEED!

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  1. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    Fresh and New for you.

    Im a little teapot short and stout.

    [video=youtube;fHvgwt7BVzY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHvgwt7BVzY&list=FLyn0oRLP-XoeufIYSCFPqzA&index=1[/video]
     
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  2. DanMullins

    DanMullins New Member Banned User

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    lol 150k for real?
     
  3. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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  4. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I would rather see beth's hair get pulled out. That would be much more fantastic.
     
  5. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    I wish I may I wish I might wish upon the first star I see tonight
     
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  6. morrissey

    morrissey Well-Known Member

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    I'd like for it to be pulled off by getting caught in a 1998 Jeep Cherokee Classic serpentine belt, actually.
     
  7. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Great. Criminal conspiracy to commit assault on this website.

    Great job, feltspot. :facepalm:
     
  8. Obi Drunkenobe

    Obi Drunkenobe VIP Extreme Gold

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    I've read that type of hair system is glued to your scalp. If someone tore it off it would take skin with it. You would end up with a felony assult charge with a personal injury lawsuit from Wiggie as well.
     
  9. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    Twiddle Dee Twiddle dum
     
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  10. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Whip it out, beefie. I'll fuck you 'til ya love me.
     
  11. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    I wish I may I wish I might

    be a little friend for you tonight
     
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  12. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Seriously, bro. Send me some naked pics of yourself. It makes reading your posts so much more tolerable.
     
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    :eek:
     
  14. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Hitting on Feltspot? That's some desperation there.

    Judging from your posting history, you ain't getting no action. But Jeez, Feltspot? Have some standards, dude.
     
  15. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    What? You never put up with a stupid, loud mouth chick just to get in her pants?
     
  16. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Why? Which men do you find hot on this site? :munch:
     
  17. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    Think about it, do you really think I would flip out my junk take pictures of it and send it to that thing..

    no worries for sure
     
  18. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Stalker.
     
  19. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Too small, huh? I don't mind that. Slippy's the resident size queen here.
     
  20. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Talking to yourself again? :bigthink