An Old Flame Just Got Engaged

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I just found out that a girl I worked with some years back, who I had a huge crush on, just got engaged.

    On the one hand, I'm very happy for her. She's not that young (35) and I'm glad she found a good guy. On the other hand, I feel hurt - just like I did back in college when I saw girls I liked going with other guys. Interesting how the heart doesn't change.
     
  2. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    You're really not happy for her, admit it
     
  3. EmperorsNewCaps

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    Did you do the "jerk-off with teardrops" to her Facebook gallery yet?
     
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  4. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Consider it dodging a bullet. At 35 Shes got 5 years left tops then shes all dried up and on a crash course for jelly rolls, cellulite, droopy fried egg tits, and menopause. Go younger brah. YOLO
     
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  5. Wiggy

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    "Going with other guys..." Did you see them sharing a malt down at Woolworth's? You really are Peter Fonda.
     
  6. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Why did she dump you?
     
  8. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    She was never yours anyway, eh...move on find some of your own happy.
     
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  10. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    WTF?......I feel a sense of relief when old GF's get with someone else....No more "Why, Why, Why?" Texts/calls.....Weird "What are doing here?" Moments...
    Or your friends telling you, "Hey man So and So was over asking about you the other day"......She's his problem now.....Rejoice and go out and meet more
    women.....
     
  11. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Reading you post it seems you lusted for her from the shadows. Here's the secret of dating women. You actually have to ask them out if you want to get with them.
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike Gold

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    It's time you go on a mad tear.
     
  14. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    She didn't dump me. We were never together.
     
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    Good for her.
    Did you happen to find out if he's beer can thick or how much he's worth ?
     
  16. EmperorsNewCaps

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    First he's gotta re-write them sad sack college memories.

    Repeat after me, @peterfonda. "I FUCKED MODELS IN COLLEGE."
     
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    Not an "old flame" then bro.

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  18. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Fine. When I found out they were fucking their brains out with other guys and were having exploding orgasms that soaked the sheets, I felt bad. Better?
     
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    Then.................You need help.......
     
  20. SorryBoff

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    Sit on it.