An old friend of mine.....

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    ......and by old, I mean he's a little OLD. Pushing 60, smokes a lot. Just had 2/3rds of his tongue removed, and they are going to replace it with parts from his ass.

    That genre of friends.............they have no qualms looking at him and calling him "shit-mouth" all the time now. I'm never sure whether to giggle or :facepalm:

    I'm certainly reconsidering my affinity for cigars.
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Didn't read :dancin:
     
  3. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I'm a little speechless...I might want to live with 1/3 of a tongue.
     
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    you smoke Slippy?
     
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    you need new friends
     
  6. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    how many cigars did he smoke per day?
     
  7. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    Everything he eats will now taste like ass.:coffee:
     
  8. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Is bobtraw here?
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    talk about the ultimate rimjob..
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    He can't speak correctly anymore. He carries around a note-pad. The ass replacement might fix that for him. :dontknow:

    Only when I drink, Mario. I prefer a nice cigararello or a Colts mild, but when the booze takes over, yes, yes I do.
     
  11. zhukov

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    here's a guy that knows what he is talking about
     
  12. Billy Brown

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    Ass mouth is prolly gonna talk funny now too.
    That's not gonna help things.

    Not to mention the chunks of flesh cut out of his ass.
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think he just smoked regular cigarettes. 2 pack a day smoker.

    BYE BYE tongue!
     
  14. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    Everything he says will now sound like ass.:coffee:
     
  15. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    :grad:
     
  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    whew, i smoke maybe 2 cigars/week.
     
  17. wanker

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    ya me 2 , i have nothing of interest o say usually anyways
     
  18. zhukov

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    Slippy stock is down 20% in off hours trading
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    There are some people that likely wish tongue cancer on me on a regular basis, just so I shut the fuck up. ;)
     
  20. beatlejaws

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    if it was me i would rather have people joke to my face than talk and giggle behind my back.

    take care of yourself, Sllppy