An old friend of mine.....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Sep 16, 2012.

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    ......and by old, I mean he's a little OLD. Pushing 60, smokes a lot. Just had 2/3rds of his tongue removed, and they are going to replace it with parts from his ass.

    That genre of friends.............they have no qualms looking at him and calling him "shit-mouth" all the time now. I'm never sure whether to giggle or :facepalm:

    I'm certainly reconsidering my affinity for cigars.
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #1
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Didn't read :dancin:
     
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  3. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I'm a little speechless...I might want to live with 1/3 of a tongue.
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #3
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    you smoke Slippy?
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #4
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    you need new friends
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #5
  6. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    how many cigars did he smoke per day?
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #6
  7. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    Everything he eats will now taste like ass.:coffee:
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #7
  8. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Is bobtraw here?
     
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  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    talk about the ultimate rimjob..
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #9
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    He can't speak correctly anymore. He carries around a note-pad. The ass replacement might fix that for him. :dontknow:

    Only when I drink, Mario. I prefer a nice cigararello or a Colts mild, but when the booze takes over, yes, yes I do.
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #10
  11. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    here's a guy that knows what he is talking about
     
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  12. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    Ass mouth is prolly gonna talk funny now too.
    That's not gonna help things.

    Not to mention the chunks of flesh cut out of his ass.
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #12
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think he just smoked regular cigarettes. 2 pack a day smoker.

    BYE BYE tongue!
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #13
  14. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    Everything he says will now sound like ass.:coffee:
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #14
  15. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    :grad:
     
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  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    whew, i smoke maybe 2 cigars/week.
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #16
  17. wanker

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    ya me 2 , i have nothing of interest o say usually anyways
     
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  18. zhukov

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    Slippy stock is down 20% in off hours trading
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #18
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    There are some people that likely wish tongue cancer on me on a regular basis, just so I shut the fuck up. ;)
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #19
  20. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    if it was me i would rather have people joke to my face than talk and giggle behind my back.

    take care of yourself, Sllppy
     
    Sep 16, 2012 #20
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