An old friend of mine.....

......and by old, I mean he's a little OLD. Pushing 60, smokes a lot. Just had 2/3rds of his tongue removed, and they are going to replace it with parts from his ass.

That genre of friends.............they have no qualms looking at him and calling him "shit-mouth" all the time now. I'm never sure whether to giggle or

I'm certainly reconsidering my affinity for cigars.

 

Didn't read

 

I'm a little speechless...I might want to live with 1/3 of a tongue.

 

you smoke Slippy?

 

you need new friends

 

how many cigars did he smoke per day?

 

Everything he eats will now taste like ass.

 

Is bobtraw here?

 

talk about the ultimate rimjob..

 

He can't speak correctly anymore. He carries around a note-pad. The ass replacement might fix that for him.

Only when I drink, Mario. I prefer a nice cigararello or a Colts mild, but when the booze takes over, yes, yes I do.

 

here's a guy that knows what he is talking about

 

Ass mouth is prolly gonna talk funny now too.
That's not gonna help things.

Not to mention the chunks of flesh cut out of his ass.

 

I think he just smoked regular cigarettes. 2 pack a day smoker.

BYE BYE tongue!

 

Everything he says will now sound like ass.

 

whew, i smoke maybe 2 cigars/week.

 

ya me 2 , i have nothing of interest o say usually anyways

 

Slippy stock is down 20% in off hours trading

 

There are some people that likely wish tongue cancer on me on a regular basis, just so I shut the fuck up.

 

if it was me i would rather have people joke to my face than talk and giggle behind my back.

take care of yourself, Sllppy