......and by old, I mean he's a little OLD. Pushing 60, smokes a lot. Just had 2/3rds of his tongue removed, and they are going to replace it with parts from his ass. That genre of friends.............they have no qualms looking at him and calling him "shit-mouth" all the time now. I'm never sure whether to giggle or I'm certainly reconsidering my affinity for cigars.
He can't speak correctly anymore. He carries around a note-pad. The ass replacement might fix that for him. Only when I drink, Mario. I prefer a nice cigararello or a Colts mild, but when the booze takes over, yes, yes I do.
Ass mouth is prolly gonna talk funny now too. That's not gonna help things. Not to mention the chunks of flesh cut out of his ass.
There are some people that likely wish tongue cancer on me on a regular basis, just so I shut the fuck up.
if it was me i would rather have people joke to my face than talk and giggle behind my back. take care of yourself, Sllppy