An Old Master paints in his Converse sneakers

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Truly Art for the blind.
     
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    What a god damn family of spazzes.
     
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    What happened to BLIND BELLA, who apparently is now BLIND BUT STARING AT THE CAMERA WITH HER ONE GOOD EYE BELLA.

    I love that stupid cunt does not realize you can still see with one eye.

    Also, since when did converse have zippers on the side. Is this for old people who can no longer do shoelaces?
    I guess this is so it is easier for him to jack Ralph off with those beautiful feet of his.
     
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    Old master(bator)?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Can't she see that she's being played?!
     
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    Not just Converse sneakers, but John Varvatos Chuck Taylor "scratched leather high-tops with back zipper detail and burnished toe for a worn look." ($150) Varvatos suggests pairing "with denim and a graphic tee for a casual weekend look."

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    Ralph nailed the casual weekend look by choosing these cat hair-covered skinny jeans for Howard to paint in.
     
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    Just the perfect look for a guy near 70
     
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    "With zippered pockets. The perfect place to stash your condoms the next time you go on a MAD TEAR".
     
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    defeats the whole point of Chuck Taylors :facepalm:
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    When I was a kid I had sneakers with the little pouch for my house key. But as an adult, I can't fathom needing an extra pocket in my damn shoe
     
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    It's pretty bad when you have to pay extra money to fake looking like a normal person.
     
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    I'm no artist like Wiggy is but I know painting over a hardwood floor without a drop cloth is a bad idea.
    Of course I don't have an army of housekeepers to clean up after me either.
     
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    Exactimo. I have a pair of white low top Chucks that I wear all the time and Varvatos's version is an abomination to the brand.
     
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    Is there a leather scarf that goes with those?
     
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    Wiggy can use his Varvatos American Fag scarf.

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    Varvados shit is for the gay and faggot with money to burn .
     
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    I literally hate that man. $170 teenie-bopper shoes and $600 skinny jeans on a 60-something year old man. Seriously? The interns at my work wear that shit, minus about $700 and the Varvatos label. Meanwhile that platinum-digging louse of his is cataloguing all of this horse shit on her iPhone for posterity. Please, sign me up now: I have to have the Stern: the Ostrosky Years (2005-2015), a Photographic Retrospective on pre-order from Amazon so I can put it on my glass coffee table, right next to my bong and my VHS copy of "Butt Bongo Fiesta."
     
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