An open letter to Johnny fratto...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, Jan 21, 2013.

  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    Mister fratto,

    Ive always considered you a dipshit. In your over the top falsities about the Apollo spacecraft arriving at your home during your childhood to your support of probably the most ungrateful semi-human on the planet. That being said, I've found some respect for you a while back. Enough respect that I've changed my tune on whether or not I like you (not that that means much to anyone). Anyway, this letter is to let you know that I've come around to team fratto and would like to ask of you a favor.

    Youre a pretty well known part of the show, and as such, you have the ability to confront stern on his many lies without being hung up on (usually followed by a cowardly "why'd the caller hang up" excuse), being talked over or being cut short. Therefore, this thread is a list of topics that this board would like for you, to somehow bring closure to these widely known, taboo topics of the Howard stern universe.

    1. The Alison/Howard divorce...
    2. Why the fuck does Beth find it necessary to twitter bomb with pictures that even a child would consider immature?
    3. Why was Beth a middle eastern whore?
    4. What happened to: cabbie, stuttering John, Jackie, Artie, Langford, and everyone else that just "disappeared from the show"
    5. How aware is Howard, exactly, of how badly his career is doing?
    6. How aware is Howard, exactly, of how badly he impacted agt?
    7. What's the mood like at Sirius with Malone taking over?
    8. What the fuck is up with robin?
    9. Will Howard pay Dan his $1 million?
    10. Why doesn't Howard fill the Artie/Jackie chair with actual hired talent?
    11. How big is Howard's audience exactly?
     
  2. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    If he asks any of those questions he won`t get back on the show. He obviously likes being on the show, and helps (helped) Eric out of....pity.
     
  3. username

    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    . "How aware is Howard, exactly, of how badly his career is doing?"

    Howard rakes in over 100 millions a year.... I want to be so bad.

    (But I would never accept 100 million if I had to convert to judaism)
     
  4. EddyG

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    Hi username (But I would never accept 100 million if I had to convert to judaism) I was born into judaism for free. Its not so great.
     
  5. RockRollGhost

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    What the hell is #9?
     
  6. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

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    Geees that's all, Why don't you have him get into the studio and pull the wig off during a live show?
     
  7. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    He helps eric because it's the only reason hes at all discussed or part of the show.
     
  8. WillyBest

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    I like how you buttered him up right off the bat with "I've always considered you a dipshit."

    He'll probably get right on that for you, you sweet talker, you!
     
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    When will Fratto address this [​IMG]
     
  10. PappYawn

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    He knows nothing.
    End of thread.
     
  11. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Dan from Illinois........Made a million dollar bet with Hamptons......Dan won........
     
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