Anal 101 with Robin Quivers

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Benjamen, Dec 16, 2014.

  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    For those who missed it: This highly promoted special presentation ran for just ten minutes, with Dr. Carol Queen speaking via phone for approximately eight of those minutes.

    In this heavily edited production, Robin read from a list of questions, chuckled affably as the "Staff Sexologist" of Good Vibrations (a "women-owned, worker-owned sex toy and book emporium") gave practical advice on enjoyable anal sex, and confirmed once again that she has zero hosting abilities of her own. There were no calls, no personal anecdotes from Robin, and no other guests. It was essentially an infomercial, but promoted as wildly outrageous programming.

    They'll be struggling to find even one or two funny soundbites from Robin that can be used in phony phone calls down the road. This thing was a total bore.
     
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    The greediest laziest weaved fraud strikes again.
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    By law shouldn't Sirius have to disclose that programming is a paid commercial?
     
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    This is disappointing. I had my whole family sitting around the radio.
     
  5. Benjamen

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    Coming in 2015: Go To Meeting 101 with Gary Dell'Abate, Identity Guard 101 with Jon Hein, and LegalZoom 101 with JD Harmeyer.
     
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    Infotainment!
     
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    I think it's a good thing that the listeners were spared stories from Robin about how she juggled anal sex anecdotes with dumpster-destined shit rags
     
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    Does Robin have a shit bag? How do you unplug it to prepare for anal? How big is the tube? Does it cause her butthole to be stretched out and loose?
     
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    Sounds shitty
     
  10. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Robin has always looked like she smells bad.


    And by bad, i mean like B.O. And human feces.
     
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  11. Benjamen

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    I can't answer any of those questions and I completed Anal 101. :bigcry:
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I hope you really think this is how colostomy bags work because it's fabulous
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Who invited the colostomologist?
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    We're always #2 on the guest list
     
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    I honestly have no clue. I imagine they hook up some sort of medical version of a shopvac.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    It's a vinyl bag on your abdomen. Goes over where they bring your intestine out and create an opening/stoma. I'm generalizing. The rectum isn't "attached" to anything anymore

    Delightful mental image, I know.
     
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    I'd try the shopvac first.
     
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    Bad puns.
     
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    That would suck your whole insides out through your asshole!