ANAL SEX question for Shed Men

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  1. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    to ponder: Is anal sex that great? Or is it the concept of anal sex itself: that a woman is allowing your shvontz to invade her
    tuchus?
    Is it that much better than vagina? A verboten treat? Once past the sphincter, aren't things....not so tight?
    Please give thought to this terribly important question. Thank you.
     
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  2. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    :munch2:
     
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  3. Mike2077

    Mike2077 Well-Known Member

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    Nothing and I meen NOTHING beats a vagina.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...perhaps you might inquire among the women who like it and ask them. just for shits and tickles of course.
     
  5. Ronniecheated

    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    I love it but the next day its hard to sit down.
     
  6. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    A mouth is a close second. The dumper a distant third (or 4th after the cans).

    Sorry ladies, I'm taken (such a sweet talker)
     
  7. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    Well, yes. I'm inquiring about the porker experience, not the porkee.
     
  8. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    I'm asking about the penis experience. :)
     
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    It all depends on what the woman thinks of it.
     
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    it's just something different to do.

    I'd say 5% to 10% of the time is good to spice it up.
     
  11. Caffeinated

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    So if the woman is going bananas, begging for more, it's gold, yes?
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i could try to explain it but you really need to own one.
     
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    I guess strap-ons won't suffice for this discussion. Damn.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Never been into things of an anal nature. I love checking out a nice ass and even giving it a nice massage. When it comes to her butthole itself, I know what comes out of it every day and have no desire to insert my dick, finger, or tongue inside. Even if I'm down on the other side, a simple whiff of poo odor is enough to make me send her to the shower.
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    she has to be into it
     
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  18. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    May be part 'verboten treat'.

    May be part taboo.

    May even be part of the hotness of an anaconda being birthed from two lovely butt cheeks.

    -just guessing.
     
  19. CaptainFrank

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    Exactly, Some like it, some don't, some are so so.

    More like it but pretend they don't.
     
  20. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    A woman would first need to bathe five or six times daily to remove the cat hair.