Anal sex script (trying to make this a little more regular)

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  1. crackerjackson5

    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    I've been married for 9 years and ive Been able to talk my wife into anal sex a couple of times but I need some type of gameplan to make it happen a little more often.
     
  2. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    roofies :dontknow:
     
  3. DroppingLoads

    DroppingLoads New Member Banned User

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    If you want anal so bad, go fuck a dude. Faggot.
     
  4. TonyJax

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    This man does not have to worry about receiving anal tonight

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  5. TonyJax

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    :party:
     
  6. Artie Laugh

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    best answer so far.
     
  7. RobinsBedSores

    RobinsBedSores Active Member

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    You have to eat it before you fuck it. Get your nose up there and make it wet.
     
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I talked my wife into one time back when we were engaged. Didn't go well and it's never happened again
     
  9. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    This or excessive alcohol.
     
  10. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Was there poop?
     
  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    How did it go when you did it? Did she like it? They have to like it...
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    No. I got the tip on and she freaked out
     
  13. Ridic Too

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    Unless a chick asks for it, it usually doesn't go well.
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I scratched the itch and now I'm good.

    No thanks.
     
  15. Capn Crud

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