What will he do? Will he receive any gifts, if so, what and from whom? Will he buy any gifts? Will he yell at his father?
Ritalin,long jack off sessions to gay porn and posting at dawgs.That's some life he has.Neg rep from stoopy im 3.2.1...
I say he walks into his parents house all strung out and paranoid and his big brother puts him in a headlock and gives him noogies Thats how it xmas dinner will start.
It'll be spent here with you creating dozens of inane threads, and responding incoherently to several hundred posts.
You've created more threads than anybody on the forum this month, so watch it. I will skull fuck your simple ass.
His parents will send a brown paper bag with a turkey and stuffing sandwich to his house and a gift card for zales, claiming they 'arent feeling well' on Christmas day.