...and Always keep them laughing .

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

    CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

    HANDJOB: $10.00

    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

    "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

    "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

    "Yes," she purrs, "I am."

    The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
     
  2. gilaet

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  3. jackie the jerk

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    Be honest, you was the chick on the story.
     
  4. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    :jj: that was ok.
     
  5. walleye

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    I woulda got a handjob and a cheeseburger.
     
  6. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I heard that at work today :smiley:
     
  7. jackie the jerk

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    Hold the extra sauce.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Where do you work, Jackie Martling's dry cleaners?
     
  11. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I chuckled :dontknow:
     
  12. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    this nigga is stupid
     
  13. CaptainQueeg

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    So the crusty old biker was gay?
     
  14. MrWarmth

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    I heard this one at work today. This Tim Tebow now has more people watching a White Bronco since OJ's LA freeway chase
     
  15. gilaet

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  16. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    I think the delivery was a little off.
     
  17. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    This is why I hate jokes. At least it's a short one. Ever get corralled by some asshole with a joke that's like 15 minutes long? And then you have to give a polite laugh at the end because you lost interest.
     
  18. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Every Sunday. :coffee:
     
  19. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    Was that a shot?

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  20. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    An attempted shot. I'm not very good at this sort of stuff.