WTF And another thing that pisses me off

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Women whose entire Facebook existence is devoted to their kids. Every profile picture, their kids. (Never of them because they got fat). Every post, an update about how little Fagballs said the cutest thing yesterday but then his sister Cuntflaps responded with something even more adorable and then finishing it up with a hashtag like #ohyou or #liveforthesemoments or some gay shit. Fuck you, eat a bag of shit.


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Also did you knew that yesterday was "coming out" day? I had a friend who came out of the closet right on Facebook. So that was like kind of cool.


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    I used to look like Tim Riggins when I was in high school. Then I got fat. Sucks man.

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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    More like

    Tim Niggins


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    Congrats on your "friend"

    I agree on the Facebook rant. Mine is full of video games, cheeseburgers and all things of a princess nature.

    Also some photos of how fat I've gotten.
     
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  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Are you insinuating that I am no longer their friend because of their being a faggot
     
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    I always enjoy the oddly cropped photo. Every effort must made to remove oneself from the child's photo. God forbid Nancy from sophomore year in 1982 discovers you have crows feat now.
     
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    No, no.

    I am insinuating that you are the fag.

    I'm not subtle enough for the other thing...
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Also today is special for two reasons

    1. The Jersey Mike's by my work is opening

    2. My package delivered by AMZL is supposed to be here today and if it's not I am going to find the nearest homeless man and shit on his cock
     
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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh

    That was really clever man well done
     
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    Thanks buddy!
     
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    You knew he was a pillowbiter already I assume?
     
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    Thankfully you're with a nice woman who pretends her kid doesn't exist :salute:
     
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    She, and no idea
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Your boy Romo is gonna get tossed to the curb. The sports media is chewing him up in Texas.
     
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    Meh. "Loooooook at MEEEEE!"
     
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