And Don't You Come Back Here With No Beer! (Guess The Race?)

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  1. Spazzmatazz

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    NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. – A 41-year-old South Carolina man was left bloodied early Christmas morning after his spouse attacked and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel for not bringing home beer, according to an incident report obtained by CBS affiliate WCSC.

    Williams, 44, was arrested Dec. 25 and charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature, according to the station.

    North Charleston police were called to a home around 12:20 a.m. that day for a domestic disturbance.

    An incident report states officers arrived to find a man with a large amount of blood on his shirt due to a "large deep" laceration from his left shoulder to left chest area. He also had cuts on his face.

    The victim told police he went to the store to get beer, but returned home because the store was closed.

    According to the report, Williams was mad the victim did not bring home beer. She then allegedly hit the victim over the head with a ceramic squirrel, and stabbed him in the chest with it, reports the station.

    Police say Williams claimed the victim fell and cut himself. When asked why she had blood on her hand and clothes, she said it was not the victim's blood and that it had been there.

    The victim was taken to a hospital for treatment.

    Williams is being held at the Charleston County Detention Center. Her bond was set at $10,000.


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    Don't fuck with a woman in possession of a ceramic squirrel (apparently).
     
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    Obviously a white problem. Blacks don't like ceramic squirrels. :grad:
     
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    oh yea white mother fuckers love their beer. filthy trash.


    see? this is why i feel i should get to say the N word. look how i just crapped all over my own race.
     
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    I knew some Native Americans back in Tulsa that would not enter your house if you had a ceramic or other image of an owl in your house. Even a feather.
    Nope. We'll sit on the porch.
     
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    black people don't know no ceramic squirrels. if you said a hot sauce or a bottle of coconut lotion, we'd have a gimmie right there.
     
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    Why?
     
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    :spit:
     
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    so that's the secret? i'll pick some up asap. :c
     
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    That peace pipe will fuck you up yo! :crazy:
     
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    Ceramic panther?
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    it better be sitting on a Roscoe's House of Chicken n' Waffles bucket or no deal.
     
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    No beer, ceramic squirrel and South Carolina... White couldn't be more obvious.
    If it was malt liquor, ceramic LeBron James and Missippi, I would have gone another way.
     
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    I shoulda posted this two days ago instead of the bar:hat:
     
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    i'm good at this game. only had to read the title.
     
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    I bet if you were to look up white trash in the dictionary....

    White Trash

    Slang term for white people that usually live in a trailer park. With low incomes that spend their tax returns on things like big screen TV's instead of clothes for their kids. These people tend to be mouthy and fight frequently. Generally these people are uneducated and have little concern for personal hygiene. To see these people at their best watch Jerry Springer.
    What happened on Jerry Springer today? Oh, the usual. Some White trash ho beat down her white trash boo because he was getting freaky wid the white trash neighbor who is married to her father. See photo example
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    So she's a mudshark? :dontknow:
     
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    In Native American medicine they are believed to be harbingers of death and shape shifters. It's also the same belief in early American (white) superstition about owls who-ing near your window at night meaning that someone was going to die.
    (I have a funny story about superstitions too!)
     
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    See also: Mexican superstition.